When's the last time you had sex?

[RedDeadFred]

A little bit before I died and doomed a nice chunk of the galaxy.

I chuckled at this.

 

[BabyRaptor]

March.

Long distance relationships are not good for the sex life.

 

[mortalsatsuma]

Just over a year ago. Not like i'm counting the days or anything...

 

[Me55enger]

Yesterday.

Had to travel 291.9 miles, use an overcrowded train, and read utter shit, but it happened!

I am a lucky human being.

 

[Me55enger]

March.

Long distance relationships are not good for the sex life.

I feel for you.

Care for an oar on this small boat that we share?

 

[RaeveSpam]

about 5 hours ago with my Gf. Planning to have sex again with her within the next 2 hours, so she wont bug me while I play Diablo 3

 

[loc978]

Entirely too long. Like... two days. The parties I attend are too few and far between.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

A little over a week ago. But that was with three people so I think I'll be good for a little while longer...

At the same time?

Including me, yes.

This is one of those quotes that you can never respond to without sounding slightly skeevy (especially if it's a guy saying it to a girl, but that's a whole other kettle of fish)

But I just have to.


Sorry, it won't happen again.

As for me, almost five months now. I last saw my girlfriend over Christmas, and she broke up with me in March, just before we were going to meet up again (I've been working in Ireland) Haven't really felt like it since then, despite offers.

 

[kidd25]

When hell freezes over.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Freezes_Over

i think i just cut your time down, expect sex soon.

 

[kidd25]

double post <- shoot me later.

virgin, but man the escapist is their with humor and class when needed. Just putting this on record, we have one of the nicest/awkward/open-minded forum in the internet, and i love it.

 

[chadachada123]

Shit, it's been something like 8 or 9 months since I've last had it.

Been too focused on school to try fooling around with anyone, and my old call-to now has a boyfriend. Been a dry, dry year for me.

What sucks more is that I'm not even looking for sex right now. I just want a regular old relationship (but I'll certainly take sex if it's offered).

 

[Rude as HECK]

January. I'm in a long distance thing with an Australian girl. ]

Long distance is wrong distance, people.

 

[Patrick Buck]

Never.
DAAAAAAAMN IITTTT!

 

[J-meMalone]

3 years, honestly it doesn't bother me much, especially since it's better than a lot of people on these forums. The lack of relationship though, that does bother me.

 

[natster43]

Last time I checked... Never.

 

[Leemaster777]

Ahahahaha, never. Only ever had two girlfriends - 1 that lasted <2 weeks, and one that lasted just over a month.

Same story here, basically. I just have bad luck picking women. And I'm not a "one night stand" kinda guy.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Is never a time?

[sub]So desperately alone...[/sub]

 

[Imper1um]

Two weeks ago...or was that three weeks ago? I can't remember, I'm always hazy with this time tracking thing.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

I'm a hopelessly shy "Forever Alone"-type teenage virgin with about as much hope of getting laid as a donkey leaning to play Premiership football. And, frankly, masturbation's getting pretty shit as well, and I'm wondering if I'm even doing it right, or if there isn't a right way and I'm just worrying for nothing.

*sigh* Fuck my life. Seriously. Fuck it.

Captcha: get well. Hmph.