I'm on my laptop in my room (sort of). In Adelaide, Australia. Thinking about all the better more interesting, meaningful threads I could be replying to 
I am jealous...not only are you an Imperial Scout trooper...but you get to ride chipmunks too?uhgungawa said:Here I am at the Rodeo
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It's good that a lot of bussinesses are equal-opportunity employers...it's just, I wish they'd think some things through though.Izzil said:Work. It's a slow night at the brothel.
Of course no. How about an alliance? "Alliance" means "Would you kindly teach us your ways instead of killing us?".RavingPenguin said:Ha ha ha ha haaaaa..... oh, this is why I love your race. You may know we are coming, but who will listen? who will remember? No one thats who. Not that anything you could muster against us would prove useful. Our race is a culmination of advance technology gathered from throughout the multiverse. Do you honestly believe you could stand against us?thisnameistaken2 said:-snip-
Haha, no. If you had anything worthwhile to contribute to empire, an alliance might have been considered. However, since we know everything that you do, an alliance would benefit us little, if at all. Take heart though, your planet shant go to waste, my race will terraform it so that we may colonize and expand the reaches of our empire even farther.Kollega said:In my room. Duh. And i'm kinda ashamed to speak of my city.
Of course no. How about an alliance? "Alliance" means "Would you kindly teach us your ways instead of killing us?".RavingPenguin said:Ha ha ha ha haaaaa..... oh, this is why I love your race. You may know we are coming, but who will listen? who will remember? No one thats who. Not that anything you could muster against us would prove useful. Our race is a culmination of advance technology gathered from throughout the multiverse. Do you honestly believe you could stand against us?thisnameistaken2 said:-snip-
Ha! *cough* You got me there, of course *cough* I knew that was a cane. Yep *cough* sarcasm is the best form of entertainment isn't it!RavingPenguin said:Thats a cane genius, Waldo always has a cane.S.H.A.R.P. said:Hehe let's call it magical intuition, you know as well as I that humanity isn't ready for such revelations. And Joy for the red balloons! They are the best!IxionIndustries said:How can you smell something through a computer?Wait, hS.H.A.R.P. said:Because I could smell it.IxionIndustries said:How did you know?S.H.A.R.P. said:Are you the bear?IxionIndustries said:![]()
See if you can guess which one I am..
*Baby-safe*
In all actuallity though, I'm one of those red balloons.
Have you found Waldo yet?
Waving a wooden sword around, ready to decapitate that poor old lady.
I just realized, maybe you were being sarcastic perhaps?
[off-topic] Oh,really? I'm pretty sure you don't know the anchient art of Jarate,the jar-based karate! It allows you to wreak havoc on your opponent's mental state,psychological well-being and trust in the inherent goodness of his fellow man! They will have NIGHTMARES! With YOU as the STAR! They will HATE THEMSELVES and NEVER BE THE SAME!RavingPenguin said:Haha, no. If you had anything worthwhile to contribute to empire, an alliance might have been considered. However, since we know everything that you do, an alliance would benefit us little, if at all. Take heart though, your planet shant go to waste, my race will terraform it so that we may colonize and expand the reaches of our empire even farther.Kollega said:In my room. Duh. And i'm kinda ashamed to speak of my city.
Of course no. How about an alliance? "Alliance" means "Would you kindly teach us your ways instead of killing us?".RavingPenguin said:Ha ha ha ha haaaaa..... oh, this is why I love your race. You may know we are coming, but who will listen? who will remember? No one thats who. Not that anything you could muster against us would prove useful. Our race is a culmination of advance technology gathered from throughout the multiverse. Do you honestly believe you could stand against us?thisnameistaken2 said:-snip-