I once had somebody in my 12th grade social studies class ask "Why didn't Napoleon stop Hitler from invading France?"
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To put in context, this is asked whenever I read in school.
"Why are you reading?" usually preceded by or swiftly followed by "What class is that for?"
Answer: So I can culture myself beyond whatever the fuck is going on in or around my school, my home town, etc. and not have to listen to kids prattle on who's choice reading level is twilight."
"Why are you reading?" usually preceded by or swiftly followed by "What class is that for?"
Answer: So I can culture myself beyond whatever the fuck is going on in or around my school, my home town, etc. and not have to listen to kids prattle on who's choice reading level is twilight."
I know you're not gonna like this, but that's kind of what a placebo is. I'll assume you already know what that is since you mentioned it previously.PrimoThePro said:
From computer class:
Woman-"Josh?
Me-"Yes?"
Woman-"How do you make the nazi sign"
Me-*I look onto her computer screen*.."That's the Jewish Star of David.."
Woman-"Oh, whatever!"
*sigh*
Woman-"Josh?
Me-"Yes?"
Woman-"How do you make the nazi sign"
Me-*I look onto her computer screen*.."That's the Jewish Star of David.."
Woman-"Oh, whatever!"
*sigh*
At the cinema with the family watching god knows what. anyway my sister asks "did you see that?"
NO I JUST PAID $15 TO LOOK AT THE PRETTY CARPET. MORON
NO I JUST PAID $15 TO LOOK AT THE PRETTY CARPET. MORON
"Why do we have to listen to math? I mean,I'm gonna be a basketball star the second I leave this place anyways,I don't need it."
This coming from the kid who would take 6-7 seconds to answer 1+1
This coming from the kid who would take 6-7 seconds to answer 1+1
That sounds as bad as when a girl in my friends history class asked "Did we (America) win the Revolutionary War." I began to wonder if something stepped on her as a small child.Kjakings said:
Same thing here. "Hey, what's your heritage?" "German, how about you?" "N...N....Nazi????" Ughhhh, It bugs after a while with people freaking out over my German heritage. For the last time, I'm not a Nazi.hyperhammy said:
The night of the Halo: Reach Midnight launch at work I had people calling and asking me "What time is the midnight launch?" I was honestly left speechless.
My Collage participates in the Concrete canoe competition each year and we have a booth at a local fair.
Dose it float?
after about the tenth time i just started to answer "No we lost three people trying to figure that out."
Dose it float?
after about the tenth time i just started to answer "No we lost three people trying to figure that out."
Overheard in art class...
Girl: "So theres, like, 45 states or 46 states?"
Boy1: "Theres only 47"
Boy2: "There are 52 states, you idiots!"
Girl: "So theres, like, 45 states or 46 states?"
Boy1: "Theres only 47"
Boy2: "There are 52 states, you idiots!"
i know people have said this before, but "Why are you so tall"
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW, my body grows, i have tall parents, i drink my milk, i strap myself to a board and have elephants pull on my body... plus it gets annoying when people just say "Your tall.." or "your to tall..." well no shit shorty... it gets annoying, alot.
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW, my body grows, i have tall parents, i drink my milk, i strap myself to a board and have elephants pull on my body... plus it gets annoying when people just say "Your tall.." or "your to tall..." well no shit shorty... it gets annoying, alot.
