Where do babies come from?

[GiglameshSoulEater]

I kid you not, "is fire extingisher foam flammable?"

One of my friends ( a smart person) just came up with this.
I was shocked, and banished him from my sight in disgust.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

"what holds up the earth?"

Atlas
What? That's what it is right?

"Can this hammer dent the air"
*facepalm*

"Can I deflect bullets with a sword"
If you get lucky, you can perhaps slice one, if he fires two shots: you're dead

 

[Kaltazraza]

A teacher in class asking: "What time is it?"
Everyone answered by pointing at the clock behind her.

 

[i did it 4 the lulz]

I'll probably get probation for this but...

"Can I get superpowers if I ejaculate into an electrical socket?"

HAHAHAHAHA! made my day!

OT: Do you have much Polar bear in Sweden? what can i say?

 

[hurfdurp]

Stranger: "Why don't you talk?", as I'm trying to read a book. What?

 

[rebus_forever]

Hey guys, this thread is just for any REALLY stupid questions that you have asked or been asked in the past, try and post the stupidest question possible.

when i was younger my teacher asked me what i wanted to do when i grew up, my sister was training as a solicitor and i was also interested, i made a little mistake when i answered and said "i wanted to get into soliciting", seemed a fair change of tense, the class laughed at me, and as an update i never quite got into pimping or being hoe bag.

 

[helldragonX]

"Do you ever let the leopards and jaguars out to run around for exercise?" or "Do you wash them?"

 

[SovietSecrets]

"Why are you so tall?". I got asked this so many times by the same person everyday in class.

 

[rebus_forever]

Why do you have long hair?
My hair's a little over 2 feet long and I get it constantly cause I'm a dude.

Although when I first saw the thread name I thought you were trolling. Haha!

this also but in the form of the question "are u a girl" though i get that asked about my steam pic also, : |

 

[badatcardgames]

History student asked me " is Hitler still in jail"... i told them yes ofc

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Them:Why are you so pale?
me:Cause I don't go outside idiot.

 

[gerbil234]

"Is it true that we'll all evolve when the sun explodes?"

 

[kickyourass]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

 

[Endocrom]

Can I ask you a question?
Too late.

Do you work here?
No i just like wearing a vest with my name and the company logo on it.

Where are the restrooms?
Six feet to my left, under that big sign that says "Restrooms".

 

[Voodoomancer]

Someone once asked me "What time is it?" in a room with 2 clocks on the wall and one on their own wrist

 

[Dags90]

So, um, what was the answer?

The answer was a yes, followed by saying that he doesn't turn red.

Someone once asked me "What time is it?" in a room with 2 clocks on the wall and one on their own wrist

I sometimes ask people what time it is as a passive-aggressive way of telling them we're running late and they need to hurry up/stop dawdling.

 

[DeepComet5581]

This entire thread has just destroyed my faith in humanity.

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

Does your heart stop when you hold you breath?
Is peru in the middle east?

Also, someone stubbornly defended that SAS (the special air service, very famous in the UK) stood for "Save are souls", specifically mentioning that it was "are", rather then "our".
No joke.