Where do you rank on a scale from bunny rabbit to apple pie?

[Vie]

"If you seriously believe this is an appropriate question for gaining relevant information about candidates; I don't want the job. Because your a fool."

Sound fair?

 

[sky14kemea]

I'm like that rabbit from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, but you can kill me with Dr Pepper instead of a Holy Hand Grenade.

Also this thread is hilarious. xD

 

[SilentCom]

I think this answers your question:

 

[pearcinator]

Don't like either so I will go with 'bunny pie' cos then I can eat it.

 

[NeoShinGundam]

In market speak, Bunny Rabbit means "quiet, shy, or fragile." Apple pie means "warmth, comfort, familiar." You do NOT want to pick bunny rabbit.

As for myself, I'm going with Turtle.

 

[Ushiromiya Battler]

I would say I'm that guy behind the curtain watching you masturbate, which is placed between the kitty and the eagle with a bow tie on the scale...

 

[JochemDude]

I'm assuming that by bunny rabbit, you mean Fluttershy, and by apple pie, you mean Applejack. If you're trying to ask what pony I'm most like, my answer is Twilight.


Something about her personality just speaks to me.

You just had to didn't you.

OT:I've got no clue what you're trying to ask me here.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bunny rabbit, as implied by my name.
*hop, hop*
Edit:

In market speak, Bunny Rabbit means "quiet, shy, or fragile." Apple pie means "warmth, comfort, familiar." You do NOT want to pick bunny rabbit.

As for myself, I'm going with Turtle.

Those fuckers!
Wait, I guess that's still me...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I have absolutely no idea. that scale makes no sense.

 

[00slash00]

i dont like apple pie, but bunnies are soooo cuuuute (i think i may have lost my man card for saying it like that). im going to go with bunnies....if we make that pumpkin pie, then we may have a different story

 

[Badong]

I have enough hair to look like a bunny rabbit, so yeah, I guess I'm a bunny rabbit.

 

[Banthius]

Infected Cantalope... Umm, what was the question?

 

[Tselis]

A plush, plush bunny. Probably an Angora.

 

[winginson]

When I first saw this title I thought this was a scale of promiscuity. You know from 'fucking like rabbits' and 'American Pie'.

I'll go for...NINJAS!

 

[HardkorSB]

I am working on an application for a spot on a university team, this is one of the questions asked under the "marketing" section.

And what would be this team's name? The Hash Brownies, perhaps?

As it stands, I cannot answer this question without you demonstrating explaining the rabbit-pie scale.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Well, any pie with fruit in it is an affront to my sensibilities, but I'm not really a bunny rabbit man, either. Maybe woolly spider?

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

BUNNIES ARE AWESOME

Bunny rabbit, because fluffy.

I'm going with these guys on this one. Their logic is infallible.

 

[Hashime]

I am working on an application for a spot on a university team, this is one of the questions asked under the "marketing" section.

And what would be this team's name? The Hash Brownies, perhaps?

As it stands, I cannot answer this question without you demonstrating explaining the rabbit-pie scale.

There is no explanation. It is an application for our school's nanorobotics team.
I ranked myself as below a bunny but above an apple pie based on comparative running speeds. I also ranked myself below the neighbor child, but above the neighbor child after he has stolen and eaten the pie.

 

[2733]

I would say I'm somewhere between chocolate cake and a polar bear. Leaning closer to bear.

 

[Aetera]

Well, since the bunny rabbit, swarming through gardens and fields leaving naught but dirt in it's wake, is the ultimate consumer, and apple pie, being delicious, is the ultimate consumed, I believe that I am perhaps a 7. One of course representing the giving nature of the pie and 10 representing the taking nature bunny rabbit. I score myself as such since I am currently unemployed and living with my parents.

...Okay. Maybe a 7.5.