Where in Hell are you going?

[DrDeath3191]

Purgatory! Whoo!

 

[Rafe]

Youch level 6...

I guess the main question is 'do you believe in God'.

Damn I thought I was a nice guy too

 

[TheLastCylon]

Alright! I got Limbo, so once I die I can chill with Plato and Homer for eternity!

 

[jj90]

hmmm there are sections within the levels so you could go there. but im on my way to the very bottom. there is going to be a hostel takeover

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Haven't tried yet, but I'm pretty sure I'll be next to the unreachable cupcake table.

 

[fluffybunny937]

Because here, we ALL believe in the stupid Christian idea of Hell and Heaven.

No, I don't believe in Hell, Hades, or whatever. Same goes for afterlife.

There is no good and evil, morals are purely constructed, and the whole idea of a plane where so called "souls" of people go to suffer for eternity because they don't conform to a set of stupid rules made by a tiny fraction of people, usually in flames, is simply mindbogglingly idiotic.

First of all, all the feelings you get happen in your brain, with the help of your nerves in many cases. Assuming that something so unrealistic like a "soul" exists, it will not have a biological body to experience pain. Hell, it will not have memory or brain at all, because your memory and what you are is stored inside your brain. You die, you rot, you're gone. Or in some cases, you don't even have to die for it. Just get hit with a brick on the head or something (Yes, overly simplistic. I'm well aware of the plethora of horrible afflictions of the mind people experience...)

So, if your body rots - or even gets cremated, there is no more you. Even if some kind of a non-material thing existed, a "soul", it would not be you. All that defines you as you, namely, your memory and to the lesser extent the rest of your body, is gone.

Hell and heaven (and their variation) are both stupid concepts made by ancient people who needed a way to keep people in line. Just punishment doesn't really stop anyone from doing things you for whatever reason do not want, so you brain wash them and their children into believing into some bullshit afterlife where you'd be punished/rewarded for whatever you've done.

Oh, and the same thing goes for heaven. Or, indeed, most variations of it. Don't you think that after centuries of existing religions that had millions of members, and some, indeed, still plague us today, the whole heaven/hell places would be a bit crowded? Especially by people who can't even understand each other because you try putting a person from 1200's and a person from 2000's together. Even if they "magically" (which apparently is the only way to justify all this idiocy) speak the same language, guess what? There is no connection between a person from 1200s and a today's person.

You could write 10 tomes worth of rants on why exactly Hell/Heaven, afterlife, or religion in general are extremely wrong and idiotic concepts, but why bother. Let the stupid have their opium.

Seriously man this forum isn't to do a "moral" rant it is to do the quiz, compare results, and make jokes about stuff, like if you got limbo how your spine wouldn't be able to handle it for all eternity.

 

[plastic_window]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Inferno Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Will you look at that. I got to the fifth level of Hell. Apparently I'm filled with wrath.

 

[Celd]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Hahaha, it seems I am a really bad person or something. XD

 

[w-Jinksy]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:<tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif'; text-align: center;

wow i am a very evil person who would have thought.

 

[w-Jinksy]

wow i am avery evil person level 5 through 8 are very high but my highest is heresy woohoo lets go to dis for some mad heretical fun maim kill burn rape pillage all that jazz.

 

[jamesworkshop]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Hell yes I'm a Heretic

 

[Octorok]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Inferno Hell Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

Well gosh.

 

[Blackmagic1515]

Guess I'm off to Limbo.

 

[phildo99]

i managed to get purgatory. if i got anything less i would be quite annyed since im Catholic
it seems tho that there is a fair few getting level 5 and 6, what are you guys doing to each other?

 

[queensbomb]

It pains me to see that only three people are where I am and I can only laugh at one person lower than me.....=(