Where is the last place you would want to be arrested?

[Zer_]

In bed while...busy? Well it's the worst place I can think of.

Which is worse busy with a colleague or by one's self?

With someone else would be worse I imagine, since they'd be watching me be arrested, and be embarrassed at being bust in on. That's more embarrassing than the police seeing nekkid people, methinks. But if I had children that would probably be worse, I mean you want to set an example, and getting arrested is pretty much failing at that.

I'd be like. "Hoh yeah! I'm dating a criminal, that's so hot!"

 

[XJ-0461]

In Jail... Just because it would confuse me.

made me lol.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

In Jail... Just because it would confuse me.

made me lol.

Then my work here... IS COMPLETE!

 

[sms_117b]

At the scene of a crime I didn't commit

 

[antipunt]

in the middle of a crap

 

[ioxles]

In a reunion party, after spending half the night boasting about fabricated accomplishments and how well off you are now to people you grew up with - then being paraded in front of them (for whatever the reason) in handcuffs and led away. I'd rather be mollycoddled by the police.

... I just really wanted to use the word mollycoddled ok.

 

[Epic_Rocker]

Funeral, wedding, or church. OR SCHOOL! School would be a terrible place to be arrested.

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

Hey, I just thought of the absolute worst place to be arrested. THE ZOO! Think about it.

Oh man, walking past all those animals snickering at you. That would suck.

 

[Typhusoid]

Afghanistan

 

[Handofpwn]

In my favorite chair watching some really fucked up porn or something.

 

[ElephantGuts]

In Church/Temple.

 

[Andalusa]

I just couldn't get arrested.
It'd mess everything up.
I couldn't ever actually do anything to be arrested.

 

[MarsProbe]

Singapore, most likely.

I was there once, a great place to visit, just try not to dwell to much on the consequences of that piece of scrap paper falling out of your pocket...

That, and before getting off the plane, you are handed a little form to fill out with the friendly message "Drug Trafficking Punishable by Death Under Singaporean Law" and then just below that "Welcome to Singapore". Be sure you enjoy your stay!

Best just not to get arrested at all, really.

 

[Handofpwn]

I just couldn't get arrested.
It'd mess everything up.
I couldn't ever actually do anything to be arrested.

What about getting arrested for loving kittens?
Would you let yourself be arrested for that?

 

[arcstone]

In the matrix.

They put robots in your naval.

 

[Andalusa]

I just couldn't get arrested.
It'd mess everything up.
I couldn't ever actually do anything to be arrested.

What about getting arrested for loving kittens?
Would you let yourself be arrested for that?

There's nothing illegal about loving kittens.
But if it was a crime, I'd have to plead guilty.
On that train of thought, the last place I'd want to be is a puppy adoption centre thing.
Not that there's anything wrong with puppies, I just don't like them.

 

[Handofpwn]

I just couldn't get arrested.
It'd mess everything up.
I couldn't ever actually do anything to be arrested.

What about getting arrested for loving kittens?
Would you let yourself be arrested for that?

There's nothing illegal about loving kittens.
But if it was a crime, I'd have to plead guilty.
On that train of thought, the last place I'd want to be is a puppy adoption centre thing.
Not that there's anything wrong with puppies, I just don't like them.

i'd plead guilty to loving kittens too. I mean, just look at your avatar! It's so cute!

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

At my Grandparents house.

"No! I swear I didn't do it Grandma, I swear!"

 

[Mr. Fister]

I'd hate to get arrested, period.

But I'd say someplace like School would be the worst. It'd be like calling the teacher mommy; you'd never be able to live it down.