Where will you be when the apocalypse comes?

[The Kangaroo]

Sitting in my house with my dad's sniper rifle, picking off zombies, looking at all the UFO's abducting people, watching the nukes fall; pretty much enjoying my time before the Flaming Tornado Tsunami of Doom comes and crushes/burns/obliterates us all.

On my mighty airship which I hope to finish before the apocalypse.
I may or may not swap the Helium balloon for a Hydrogen balloon on that day.

Mind if I join your crew?

...I have a monocle.

I have a big sombrero and I don't smoke so airships are fine with me

 

[GodofDisaster]

Oh that's easy. "I'll be hiding under a table, with my head between my legs, kissing my ass good bye."

 

[Flishiz]

I'd be in New York City. Wouldn't choose to be anywhere else.

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

IF it happens, Making sweet love to every women I can. If not, I'll be 6ft Under waiting for it.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Drag an amp and guitar to a roof somewherem, and play until the end.

Start with Highway to Hell, and probably try and end with Stairway to Heaven or School's Out.

Bring it on, junior, I'll bring out my Les Paul and shred you down from the roof. It will be known as the world's last and most epic guitar duel.

Junior eh! I shall smite thee in a righteous smiting the likes of which the world has never known, and as Armageddon comes, God himself shall say "Booyah!" Unto me.

 

[Misterian]

I'd try what I can to survive, then I'll train my combat skills and become a Fallout 3 Lone Wanderer style adventurer, doing good deeds, helping to rebuild society, maybe even provide free clean water.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Drag an amp and guitar to a roof somewherem, and play until the end.

Start with Highway to Hell, and probably try and end with Stairway to Heaven or School's Out.

Bring it on, junior, I'll bring out my Les Paul and shred you down from the roof. It will be known as the world's last and most epic guitar duel.

Junior eh! I shall smite thee in a righteous smiting the likes of which the world has never known, and as Armageddon comes, God himself shall say "Booyah!" Unto me.

I shall burn you down, cause the Devil is by my side, sending me evil shredding powers to send you down to hell.

 

[FalloutJack]

You neglected to state what kind, but I'll work with ya on that.

In a world torn to shreds by an Apocalypse...

One man...will not...give in.

"If anyone in the world wants a piece of my hide, I'll be right here waitin' for ya."

*Rams a crowbar into someone's teeth*

"I don't care who you are. I don't care what you bring. When the world goes mad, the only rule I trust is ME."

*Scenes of chaingun shooting, sinister laughter as a scythe is dragged towards a victim, and then motherfuggin' explosions*

"Oh, and I fight dirty."

APOCALOJACK!

Coming to the world at the end of the line.

 

[Aptspire]

Drag an amp and guitar to a roof somewherem, and play until the end.

Start with Highway to Hell, and probably try and end with Stairway to Heaven or School's Out.

I'd probably join you and sing/2nd guit/bass for highway
Then I'd find Satan to play me some "Devil went down to Georgia" in an epic final duo

 

[CanOfBeans]

in my evil fortress laughing as my plan to destroy the world is put into effect

if its not from my doing then ether fighting the zombies or dead due to it not being a zombie apocalypse

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Drag an amp and guitar to a roof somewherem, and play until the end.

Start with Highway to Hell, and probably try and end with Stairway to Heaven or School's Out.

I'd probably join you and sing/2nd guit/bass for highway
Then I'd find Satan to play me some "Devil went down to Georgia" in an epic final duo

We have a winner. Contact every guitarist in the world, tell them all to converge on one place, and play a mass version of Devil Went Down To Georgia.

 

[Iron Criterion]

Ooh. new idea
I'd probably be with my girlfriend trying to get more than just a kiss out of her for once (you know, on the basis of WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!)
Or with friends doing all sorts of shenanigans.

No wonder you dont get laid, you actually say shenanigans...

And I'll be at the missile launch pannel so livid that my New Order has crumbled that I decided to take the world with me. Either that are providing a nice meal for a zombie...because I'm realistic and know I wouldn't survive!

Drag an amp and guitar to a roof somewherem, and play until the end.

Start with Highway to Hell, and probably try and end with Stairway to Heaven or School's Out.

I'd probably join you and sing/2nd guit/bass for highway
Then I'd find Satan to play me some "Devil went down to Georgia" in an epic final duo

We have a winner. Contact every guitarist in the world, tell them all to converge on one place, and play a mass version of Devil Went Down To Georgia.

Im up for that!