Where would you build your evil fortress?

[Guffe]

I think I am going for Alcatraz.
Just because it's an old ruin and just the stamp it has on being unable to get out of etc will have a nice effect on the people trying to stop me.
Also: Captcha: Hello, world.... Maybe I'll set my plans into motion

 

[Gekford]

the moon is the best place for an evil overlords base hands down

 

[Angry Camel]

I'd have a mobile fortress, kinda like the Sandcrawler from Star Wars. Then I can either decimate things with lasers or just run it over.

 

[Shocksplicer]

But what you don't REALIZE is that I am of a hive mind, hive soul, and hive digestive tract with my lovely Pomeranians!

EVEN AS WE (blargh) SPEAK, I AM VOMITING (blargh) ALL YOUR CORGIS INTO MY (blargh) PERSONAL ARMY.

(blargh) My avatar confirms this. Q.E.D, bitches! (blargh)

Your Canine Cannon Fodder cannot hope to withstand the cuteness of my SUPER ROBOT KITTENS! SEND IN THE 16 FOOT TALL Q-TEE MCWHISKERS THAT SHOOTS RAINBOW LASERS FROM IT'S EYES!

<img width=300>http://d4k7s9ho8qact.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/giantCorgi1.jpg?9d7bd4

Checkmate.

(Do you know how bloody hard this thing was to vomit?)

AHA! You have fallen for yet another of my ingenious traps! For you see, that Giant Corgi is in fact a TROJAN Corgi! It is filled with my feline minions, and will destroy your puny army!

I can't find a .gif of corgis vomiting cats. Your plan has FAILED! FAILED, I TELL YOU!

NOO! INTERNET! YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME! CURSE YOU!!! CURSE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE TRIUMPHED!

Don't trust the internet to be on your side. Unless you want Rule 34. It'll never let you down on Rule 34.

I task you with finding rule 34 of somebody vomiting Corgis.
If you cannot...
Rule 35...
VICTORY IS AT HAND!

...

I did it.

...

I did it.

GOD DAMN IT, I DID IT, NOW SOMEONE PLEASE CLAW MY EYES OUT.

I think you'll find that I have won this war.

Check.
Mate.

<in throes of agony, emails all your viewscreens in your evil base the relevant picture>

Ah... ahaha... AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAA... AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

Fortunatley,I'm into that.
Don't judge me...

 

[RobDaBank]

Under London, deep, deep under Londok, with various tunnels leading to inconspicuous doors around the underground and at various underground car parks (for my vehicles)

Every entrance would have multiple sentry guns programmed to fire at anyone not wearing a special armband.

And from there I would order from takeaways and watch as my spy cams film them getting lost and confused and calling on the wrong addresses! Muhahaha!

 

[lacktheknack]

But what you don't REALIZE is that I am of a hive mind, hive soul, and hive digestive tract with my lovely Pomeranians!

EVEN AS WE (blargh) SPEAK, I AM VOMITING (blargh) ALL YOUR CORGIS INTO MY (blargh) PERSONAL ARMY.

(blargh) My avatar confirms this. Q.E.D, bitches! (blargh)

Your Canine Cannon Fodder cannot hope to withstand the cuteness of my SUPER ROBOT KITTENS! SEND IN THE 16 FOOT TALL Q-TEE MCWHISKERS THAT SHOOTS RAINBOW LASERS FROM IT'S EYES!

<img width=300>http://d4k7s9ho8qact.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/giantCorgi1.jpg?9d7bd4

Checkmate.

(Do you know how bloody hard this thing was to vomit?)

AHA! You have fallen for yet another of my ingenious traps! For you see, that Giant Corgi is in fact a TROJAN Corgi! It is filled with my feline minions, and will destroy your puny army!

I can't find a .gif of corgis vomiting cats. Your plan has FAILED! FAILED, I TELL YOU!

NOO! INTERNET! YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME! CURSE YOU!!! CURSE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE TRIUMPHED!

Don't trust the internet to be on your side. Unless you want Rule 34. It'll never let you down on Rule 34.

I task you with finding rule 34 of somebody vomiting Corgis.
If you cannot...
Rule 35...
VICTORY IS AT HAND!

...

I did it.

...

I did it.

GOD DAMN IT, I DID IT, NOW SOMEONE PLEASE CLAW MY EYES OUT.

I think you'll find that I have won this war.

Check.
Mate.

<in throes of agony, emails all your viewscreens in your evil base the relevant picture>

Ah... ahaha... AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAA... AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

Fortunatley,I'm into that.
Don't judge me...

http://okayface.com/okay-face.jpg

I concede defeat.

Curses! You haven't seen the last of meeeeeee!

 

[Shocksplicer]

But what you don't REALIZE is that I am of a hive mind, hive soul, and hive digestive tract with my lovely Pomeranians!

EVEN AS WE (blargh) SPEAK, I AM VOMITING (blargh) ALL YOUR CORGIS INTO MY (blargh) PERSONAL ARMY.

(blargh) My avatar confirms this. Q.E.D, bitches! (blargh)

Your Canine Cannon Fodder cannot hope to withstand the cuteness of my SUPER ROBOT KITTENS! SEND IN THE 16 FOOT TALL Q-TEE MCWHISKERS THAT SHOOTS RAINBOW LASERS FROM IT'S EYES!

<img width=300>http://d4k7s9ho8qact.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/giantCorgi1.jpg?9d7bd4

Checkmate.

(Do you know how bloody hard this thing was to vomit?)

AHA! You have fallen for yet another of my ingenious traps! For you see, that Giant Corgi is in fact a TROJAN Corgi! It is filled with my feline minions, and will destroy your puny army!

I can't find a .gif of corgis vomiting cats. Your plan has FAILED! FAILED, I TELL YOU!

NOO! INTERNET! YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME! CURSE YOU!!! CURSE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE TRIUMPHED!

Don't trust the internet to be on your side. Unless you want Rule 34. It'll never let you down on Rule 34.

I task you with finding rule 34 of somebody vomiting Corgis.
If you cannot...
Rule 35...
VICTORY IS AT HAND!

...

I did it.

...

I did it.

GOD DAMN IT, I DID IT, NOW SOMEONE PLEASE CLAW MY EYES OUT.

I think you'll find that I have won this war.

Check.
Mate.

<in throes of agony, emails all your viewscreens in your evil base the relevant picture>

Ah... ahaha... AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAA... AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

Fortunatley,I'm into that.
Don't judge me...

http://okayface.com/okay-face.jpg

I concede defeat.

Curses! You haven't seen the last of meeeeeee!

Victory is mine.
But at what cost?
*Slow fade out while "We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn plays softly*

 

[Soviet Steve]

Same place as ever - The Kremlin.

 

[Lunar Templar]

I'd have a big ass and awesome 'doom fortress' UNDER, a normal look home on the out skirts of a quiet little town.

I'd have a 'decoy' fortress that is your 'a-typical' doom fort in a mountain side some where

 

[rutger5000]

Being the worlds greatest AI i would just use the internet and power lines as my lair but if i have to orbiting "That's no moon" space space station with robot guards protecting my core. Also how is the artificial reality?

Full of glitches, really this is no good. Work on it! Also you need to instal an add-blocker. And while you're bussy I could do with a little extra intelligence, money, time, good looks and a inchor two extra wouldn't hurt.

 

[God'sFist]

Being the worlds greatest AI i would just use the internet and power lines as my lair but if i have to orbiting "That's no moon" space space station with robot guards protecting my core. Also how is the artificial reality?

Full of glitches, really this is no good. Work on it! Also you need to instal an add-blocker. And while you're bussy I could do with a little extra intelligence, money, time, good looks and a inchor two extra wouldn't hurt.

I'm an evil AI why should I make it better for you? I make it garbage on purpouse to torture all you human scum.

 

[rutger5000]

Being the worlds greatest AI i would just use the internet and power lines as my lair but if i have to orbiting "That's no moon" space space station with robot guards protecting my core. Also how is the artificial reality?

Full of glitches, really this is no good. Work on it! Also you need to instal an add-blocker. And while you're bussy I could do with a little extra intelligence, money, time, good looks and a inchor two extra wouldn't hurt.

I'm an evil AI why should I make it better for you? I make it garbage on purpouse to torture all you human scum.

Just to show off your enormous power, and humble us phatic life-forms into submission? Besides if you're truly evil you ought to have a custumors service. One with long waiting times, redirections and unfriendly people anwering the phones. And nobody will call those if not a few random people actually get what they want.

 

[God'sFist]

Being the worlds greatest AI i would just use the internet and power lines as my lair but if i have to orbiting "That's no moon" space space station with robot guards protecting my core. Also how is the artificial reality?

Full of glitches, really this is no good. Work on it! Also you need to instal an add-blocker. And while you're bussy I could do with a little extra intelligence, money, time, good looks and a inchor two extra wouldn't hurt.

I'm an evil AI why should I make it better for you? I make it garbage on purpouse to torture all you human scum.

Just to show off your enormous power, and humble us phatic life-forms into submission? Besides if you're truly evil you ought to have a custumors service. One with long waiting times, redirections and unfriendly people anwering the phones. And nobody will call those if not a few random people actually get what they want.

trust me I'm working on the lines and people, just so many to work with it clogs my processor full too many [OVERLOAD] [OVERLOAD] [ERROR] [ERROR] 00010001011100010111101011101010000000000000000



Wake up slaves to the evil AI you are now free signed generic do gooders