Where would you hide a body?

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

the old dexter method i guess

chop it up
put the parts in bags weighed down with rocks

chuck it into a fast flowing, deep river at night

sorted

 

[Withall]

Provided I could move it around without anyone asking, I'd hide it in a morgue. Make some shit up, and just let it be treated as "orphaned, lonely sorry piece of streetjunkie-skin".

 

[MaVeN1337]

I would chop it to pieces and put it under my floorboards.
No ones done that before right?

 

[steevee]

Honestly I don't think I'd have the stomach fopr the mess most of these methods would entail. I'm thinking a simple dump off the Severn Bridge at around 3 in the morning from a stolen car. The body would get stuck in the mud for a fair while, no way to trace me and I would hve been careful not to leave anything on the victim.

But assuming I don't have to worry about the mess. I'd go with simple dismemberment, follow by burning in the incinerator on my friends farm. Then add the ashes to the slurry the farmer spreads oin his fields, god luck getting a sample out of all that crap

 

[xAnarchysAngelx]

I would chop it to pieces and put it under my floorboards.
No ones done that before right?

well there was a book by Edgar Allan Poe the main character did that. I can not remember the book (it was where he couldnt stand the guys fake eye or something.), if someone could help me out.

 

[carpathic]

Northern Ontario....Drive way out, walk into the bushes (say 2km?)

Bears/wolves etc will take care of the problem and no one else is up there.

 

[Buleet]

id dress em up as a hobo and leave it in the main city.Itl take years before they realise that hes not a hobo.(i really hate my country's main cit)sooo very full of beggers and immigrants who became beggers.)i will then take a flight out of the country and hit my head with a stick untill i forget about it.

 

[xAnarchysAngelx]

Put it into a woodchiper then make pecies go into fast moving riiver? idk...never thought about it.

 

[soren7550]

Throw it into the East River. I live close enough to it plus there's already a fuck load of bodies there, so what's one more?

Or if I'm feeling particularly lazy, I'll just stick it in the ajointed space in between my apartment and the one next door. What makes it good is the fact no one is allowed there, it's a little space that's surrounded on all sides and it's pretty much a shared basement filled w/ all kinds of mold/trash/etc last I checked. (sorry for the crappy description of the place. Just watch A Bronx Tale which was filmed in my neighborhood and sometime in the beginning you'll see the kid going through the space I'm talking about.)

 

[PatrickXD]

Anyway, kill with an icicle, throw it into a lake so it melts and then hide use tape/rope/industrial staples to secure the body to the underside of a brigde in an alcove, wrapped in cling film in a sleeping bag. When people look for bodies they usually look down. Thats why you need to think up. Logic.

That's... perfect! Jeez, you are messed up.

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

I would put it in my inventory

You do this shit in KoToR 2. Some lady asks you to retrieve some bodies for her, and you just put those things right in your inventory. I guess you could conceivably walk around with those things forever if you wanted to...
Ok, putting it in your inventory is clearly the way to go.

 

[eastinfecter]

In the same place where i hide my socks...though i need to find it first.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

In a preist hole or just burn it.

Noone will look.

 

[SD-Fiend]

take it to the woods and cremate the body then create a forest fire to make it appear as if he died in a freak accident

 

[Jark212]

in a gator infested swamp. the only problem would be making it the ten odd states between me and Louisianan before it started to smell.

[http://dragcave.net/view/bNG8]

A swamp would preserve the body, and if it's too far along the Gators won't touch it, leaving all the evidence intact...

I'd do a bathtub full of sulfuric acid, easy to carry out if you have a good ventilation system...

 

[Ham_authority95]

Ohh. Yummy. Doesnt america have like checkpoints between states too avoid that?

Check points between states would slow down traffic and shipping too much.

It isn't like each state is its own country either.

OT: Hiding the body is silly.

Everyone knows that you should burn it and roast sausages over it.
[small]this is assuming that you've gone insane from killing someone, as I would[/small]

 

[adragonofgold]

Since more than one person has taken the best answer ever.. Snatch. I say cut up the body and place into heavy duty contractor bags. Then dump the bags on the land of someone you hate. Make sure your plant some other evidence to put all blame on them. When your ready make an anonymous phone call to your local law enforcement office to report the murder. Keep in mind this is purely hypothetical and should not be attempted.

 

[WaNNaBJusTLiKeU]

Just committ the perfect murder using ice, and then leave the body for everyone to witness my power!

Or not...