Where would you hide a body?

[Spacelord]

Breaking Bad taught me to put the body in a polyethylene container and dissolve it in acid for best results.

 

[Soxafloppin]

I'd just chuck it in a river or something like that!

 

[Ham_authority95]

Its also silly to keep the body unburnt because there would be DNA left over

 

[meece]

non-decomposing bag, weights, middle of the ocean.

problem solved.

 

[Jamash]

Hypothetically, I'd dig a deep, deep hole (at least double the depth of a normal grave) in a nice, scenic spot in the woods and put the body in there, and perhaps cover it with some kind of natural caustic agent or something that would accelerate decomposition (if it wasn't too much trouble).

Next I'd partially fill in the hole (so now I'm left with a normal depth grave), kill a dog, put it's corpse in the hole and bury it.

Then I'd place rocks on top of the dog's grave (to deter scavengers), and perhaps plant some nice flowers or a bush too, to make the grave look nice. I'd also place a cross/grave marker with "Fido" carved into it on the grave, to make it obvious.

My logic is that if the police were looking for the body, they'd be able to use technology to detect any disturbed earth and easily find a normal grave, but by burying the body deep under an obvious dog grave, I'm hoping they'd find "Fido's" grave, be a bit suspicious, but when they dig it up and find the dog's corpse, they'd assume it was only a grave for a beloved pet, then fill it in and go and search somewhere else.

 

[Gunner 51]

You'd have to take all the meaty bits off and then feed it to stray dogs across town.
Blood can go down the toilets - but for extra brownie points, dump it in a river in another town.
Bones can be ground up with a hammer in addition to a pestle and mortar and scattered in the winds.

Et voila!

 

[imp-caretaker]

chop it, freeze it and then eat it.. one bit at the time

 

[lonercs]

I hide it in the OP house...with is finger prints all over the body and evidence. The evidence will as be hidden in the OP's house but where they should be.

 

[Sougo]

I would hide Justin Beiber's a body in an unmarked grave in a cemetary.

 

[omega_peaches]

Chop it up, burn it, put in toilet, flush toilet.

 

[Mr. McFuzzers]

I would feed the body to my cat...

 

[PhantomCritic]

There isn't any particular reason why you're asking this right...?

Bury it my garden, why do think the roses grow so well there everyone?

This.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

in a cemetary where else. all you have to do is carefully uproot the grass over a grave only marked by a tombstone and dig in a rectangular fashion then place instant grow grass seed around where you moved the grass

or just do like Dexter and go out to deep water in ditch the body in area where theirs a strong current

 

[Najos]

Ohh. Yummy. Doesnt america have like checkpoints between states too avoid that?

No. There's checkpoints on the borders between Mexico and Canada, but not between states. Every now and then a driver might come across a random checkpoint set up by local police, to check for a license and insurance, but I've never seen one on a freeway or interstate.

 

[SkillOverKill]

Eject their body into the nearest sun while recharing my spaceship in the corona.

 

[Eekaida]

Chop it up and put it in the freezer. Get rid of one chunk everyime the bins go out. The binmen would think the bones were from your sunday roast.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

A graveyard, preferably 1 ft below a 6 ft hole meant for another person the following day.

That or I'd stuff it in the Basement.

 

[experiment0789]

So. where would hide a dead body?

Or, how would you dispose of said body?

Assuming no one is actually going to use my idea, I would say put it in a cemetery/graveyard, or a morgue.