Where would you hide a dead body?

[Dethenger]

I wouldn't hide it. Messing with the body is how motherfuckers get caught. Did Jack the Ripper hide bodies? No. He just left them there. Some of them were still warm when they were found. He got away with it by being quick, killing strangers, and knowing his neighbourhood.

 

[Yopaz]

It is obscene that no one has posted this yet!

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OT: I won't say where I would--ahem, theoretically--hide a dead body. >.>

What if I needed to, um, actually hide a body some time? I might as well hand the cops a treasure map and dare them to prove that I did it.

Sheesh!

Yeah, that one is brilliant.

OT: I would douse it with some beer and place it on the bus. People really don't want to share a seat with anyone on the bus and especially not the sleeping guy reeking of beer. He could be on that bus for years before someone realizes he is dead.

 

[Movitz]

Somewhere near a police station. Nobody would think of looking there =D

 

[Dr. Doomsduck]

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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EDIT: Aww Doomsduck, you sniper

I like it how you posted it directly after me XD.

 

[Dr. Doomsduck]

Pig farm...

Just, pig farm.

Aw, ninja'd.

That was one messed up film, the best thing about that scene was the way the topic came from completely out of the blue: they just wandered over to the man and he started telling them all about feeding dead bodies to pigs.

Half of this movie was so fucking random. The first time watching it I sat there going "????"

 

[mitchell271]

I wouldn't. I'd let my body hiding guys take care of it. Yes, I have body hiding guys.
Scratch that, I'd make Soylent Green! Delicious Soylent Green. Then I'd sell it and call it an all natural vitamin/protein replacement.

 

[Zealous]

Probably chop it into tiny pieces, feed it through a woodchipper to mash it up a little more, burn it until only the bones remain, then dunk those in acid. Can't be too careful.

Hopefully it won't come to that though...

 

[RaikuFA]

I'd burn it to ashes then throw said ashes into a lake.

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

Assuming I left no fingerprints on the body or the weapon that was used I would buy some cement mix and dig up a part of the concrete in the basement of my house. After I dig a hole big enough I would dump the body inside and proceed to lay new cement on that part of the floor. After it dries I would put a table or couch over top of it.

Shit will stink up your home.

Just sayin'.

 

[HannesPascal]

I've been looking into alkaline hydrolysis lately, although I've yet to do the math to see if you could get the solution to the necessary temperature and pressure combination with just a 55 gallon drum and some hurricane burners.

I could always stick them underneath my horses' stall I guess. There's quite a lot of lime under there.

Yay, someone got it right (although that might not be a good thing). Anyhow the best way to dissolve human tissues is to use a hot aqueous solution of a moderately strong base (like sodium hydroxide)not an acid, because many of the reactions are merely equilibrium reactions when you use an acid but with a base the tissue will be completely dissolved and then you pretty much just have the teeth left.

 

[Giyguy]

in a volcano.

 

[TakerFoxx]

In a back alley. All dirtied up and dressed in filthy and torn clothes.

Hobos die all the time.

 

[Bat Vader]

Assuming I left no fingerprints on the body or the weapon that was used I would buy some cement mix and dig up a part of the concrete in the basement of my house. After I dig a hole big enough I would dump the body inside and proceed to lay new cement on that part of the floor. After it dries I would put a table or couch over top of it.

Shit will stink up your home.

Just sayin'.

I know. That is why I would also plan to buy a lot of air fresheners and a couple of cats. If people mention the smell I will just tell them one of the cats recently used the litter.

 

[PMorgan18]

Dig a six foot deep hole. Put the body in it and surround it with thermite then ignite. Refill the hole and carry on.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Ideally? Active Volcano. Ain't nobody gonna find it there.

Of course, that's pretty much impossible. XD

 

[infinity_turtles]

Tin Barrel, Quick Dry Cement, dump it off the coast or bury it out in the woods.

 

[afroebob]

Burn there body, encase the bones in concrete, bury it in the woods 6-8 feet below a dead dog.

 

[Spikethebloody]

why bother hiding it when you can just post it in the mail, just send it somewhere random like this place

Spoiler

 

[Longstreet]

A few options here.

- Dissolve it. Let's say acid or something like that. Though that can be hard to get.
- Chop it up in alot, ALOT, of tiny pieces and hide it all over, maybe even dumb it in a lake or two.

I would give more details, but that could be bad for my freedom

This is all in theory of course... ahem...

Maybe i've given this a bit too much thought.....