Where's an egg; A "Unique" Choose Your Own Adventure

[ILUV2YIF]

Where's an egg? Who can find it?

You wake up in a room. It is dark. To the North is a boarded up window, to the South is a wooden door. There are stone walls to the east and west. There is a cardboard box in the centre of the room. The picture that shows which way up the box should be is pointing down.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Wait, an upside down cardoard box?
Is there a Solid Snake under it?

 

[ILUV2YIF]

You move towards the box, but it scurries away to the Eastern wall as you approach.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I take out my Holy Handgrenade, pull the pin, count to 3 and throw it at the box.

 

[ILUV2YIF]

You go to take out your "Holy Handgrenade", but you do not have a "Holy Handgrenade" in your inventory. There is a knock at the door to the South.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

answer the door to the south

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I corner the box in the East, pick it up and hide under it.

 

[ILUV2YIF]

You answer the door to the South, there is a man in a suit at the door. "I am with UNATCO, tell me where I can find the mole people".

EDIT:

You flee from the man and pick up the box and go to hide under it, there is a dog in your way.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I keep hiding under the box.
EDIT: I eat the dog.
[sup]What did you expect from a guy who in an other thread ate absolutely everything, including the universe and Cthulu.[/sup]

 

[ILUV2YIF]

You grab the dog and bite it, it bites you back on your upper left arm. The man in the suit is still at the door, he seems unconcerned with your behaviour.

[Your health status has changed. Upper arm is now: Injured, puncture wounds.]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I realize it wasn't a chilli dog after all.
I change my form and turn into a werewolflike demon.
[Transformation part 1 of 9001 complete]

 

[ILUV2YIF]

You attempt to change into a werewolf, but your power level is not over nine thousand. The man at the door glares at you, "Let's try word association; Ambrosia". The dog scampers between the man's legs and runs away.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I release the power limiter locks I placed on myself to avoid attention, ending my vacation from being the Evil God.
I summon a thousand mole people.

 

[ILUV2YIF]

Your pants fill with excrement inexplicably. The room now smells putrid. You are disappointed that this is, in fact, the real world and not fantasy.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I explode, disturbing the current flow of reality.

 

[ILUV2YIF]

You die. The egg will remain a mystery for a time longer...

Game Over.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I start to materialize a new body [estimated remaining time: 10000 years].