Which archetype RPG class would you be in real life?

[KINGBeerZ]

as a general rule i would like to be a mage, specifically a healer because i would rather cure wounds than cause them, I'm also fairly clever so I got that going for me. And finally i would be a terrible rogue or warrior because that involves physical effort, and i'm too clumsy to be a rogue.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I'd very much like to be able to tell the laws of physics to sit down and shut the fuck up, so I'd *want* to be a wizard. Albeit, my being patient, supportive and friendly, I'd end up as a healer, and probably be content with that. In too bad shape to be sneaky nor beefy as well.

 

[twaddle]

I actually found i would be a multiclass as a RedMage/Warrior Mage.

 

[JesterRaiin]

I don't care about class as long as it allows to have over 9000 Charisma score ! ;]

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

I'd be a Keyblade wielder!! Why? Because fuck your western RPG class system, that's why.

 

[bauke67]

Probably a warrior, since I'm sorta big and strong. But I like the sheer power of a wizard, so spellsword or something if possible.

 

[snagli]

I'd probably be best suited for mage, since my physical state is pretty weak, and I am known to think more than most people I know. Specifically I'd be a Necromancer.

 

[AngloDoom]

I think I'd be a warrior, weirdly.

I normally play as a rogue-like character, but I can't imagine it's easy to get onto the job-ladder and make new friends by saying "Yes, I specialise in stealing and stabbing people in the back."
No, a warrior sounds like a kind of profession that gets respect. I'd adventure around the furthest reaches of the land, and once I find a place I particularly like or money starts to become more of an issue, opening an item shop would be pretty good. Who needs all those spare hedgehog heads or boar arses anyway? I'll sell them to the rich but impatient questers.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Cleric. Supporting role fits my lazy personality just fine.

 

[ERS86]

What I WANT to be would be either a Warrior or Barbarian/Berserker. B/B has always been my favorite class to play when my friends and I bust out an RPG like Baulder's Gate or something. They're not as heavily armored as the traditional warriors, but they hit harder, and have more HP, so they can still take some punishment. Weapons of choice would be either two axes or one giant greatsword. I love playing up in the business dishing out boat loads of damage with my physical might.

As for what role I'm BEST SUITED FOR... it's hard to say. I might be able to pull off Warrior still, as I'm fairly athletic and not small in stature (6' and 170 lbs), but I'm not the hulk of a man that I've always envisioned Barbarians to be. Also, I think I'm too big/too clumsy to pull off being a rogue. I don't know how my archery skills are, but I doubt I could pull off Ranger. I used to sing in the choir in highschool, but can't play any instruments, so I don't know if Bard would work. Maybe Wizard, since memorizing complex spells feels like it would be similar to my engineering classes.

Also, I think Paladin would be something I might be good at AND want to actually be, depending on how strict people are with how classes are played. Also when I play RPGs (like Mass Effect or KotOR), I can never play the "evil" role. It just doesn't feel right to me! And since Paladins can now choose their own deity, I could pick one that likes upholding my view of "right." So still basically a warrior there, but with a twist.

tl;dr
WANT: Barbarian/Berserker/Warrior
BEST SUITED: Warrior/Paladin

 

[RobDaBank]

I'd work for Belethor, at the general goods store, and make sure everybody knew it!

 

[Darthbawls77]

I would have to go dark knight because I feel melee with some dark arts would work with my fighting style really well. I would be a armored fighter with magic that drained you and confuse you with fear or something else twisted.

 

[Yegargeburble]

Let's see...

I am quite unfit and not very strong, so Warrior type classes are right out.
I like knives, but insofar as agility is concerned, I leave a lot to be desired, so no rogue.
That leaves the magical classes.
I wouldn't beseech nature / gods for power, so no cleric/druid types.

I guess Wizard. I have a love of reading and would prefer to gain any power myself, so that suits me. Also, I can definitely see the appeal of bending physics to my will.

 

[SkullKing84]

Lets see.... I'm short but have a wide build, and Goatee with facial scruff that rivals most beards. Geez, that makes me a Dwarf.

(Want/suited for) Class: Necromancer (Sorcerer/cleric)
I'm a very charismatic (always been called a "People's person" and "the nicest guy you'll know"... but i don't like people, though i'll go outta my way to help. -__- ), LOVE undead creatures (Romero/Max Brooks Fanboy, and why i studied occult and theology), Celebrate Halloween, All souls day, and Day of the Dead with extreme zeal.

 

[Mr Fixit]

I'm built like a warrior so thats always an option & I can sneak around pretty damn good for my size & I'm fairly smart too... but I think I have too go with a Mage class, something like a Geomancer or Druid with some support magic to back me up.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Concerning D&D type classes, my gaming group has discussed this at length before. The general consensus is that I'd be a paladin, since I'm sort of wiser and more charismatic than most of the group. I could also pull cleric probably.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

While I love a few academic fields and can excel when I apply myself, I tend to naturally lean towards physical ability.
The easy way out would be to say "Bard" from my love of music but I'd still say "Wizard" because [HEADING=2]I LOVE WIZARDS[/HEADING]

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

An assassin, thief, or ranger.
I have a habit of scaring the shit out of people while not meaning to, I have a very light step. I've also been told that I'm incredibly fast and have pretty great aim.

I don't have the concentration to memorize text to be a proper mage.

 

[Durgiun]

The nameless NPC who dies when the hero's village is destroyed.