Well, time to do THIS again... FalloutJack calls Final Fantasy 8 to the stand! Why? Simple. This is like shooting fish in a barrel, like calling Naruto for impersonating a ninja. It's so obvious, it's funny. (Oh, and Naruto DEFINITELY qualifies here anyway. Believe it.) Now then... Why FF8? Because...
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SQUALL - "I'm angsty, useless at diplomacy of any sort, and I swing a sword that is essentially a Quick Time Event."
ZELL - "I'm a blowhard fistfighter who shouts alot and does...pretty much nothing for the plot at all."
SELPHIE - "Bubbleheaded girl #169 and my limit break is almost worthless."
RINOA - "Totally in charge of a rebel group with no leader skills, planning skills, fighting skills...ummm...magic skills, people skills OR emotional control, and there's a bunch of people after me for flinging my DOG around as a limit break."
QUISTIS - "Ah, let's see... Failed tutor, failed special operative, useless powers for my limit break, and...generally an annoying character."
IRVINE - "I dunno what it is, but I can't seem to shoot properly, given that I'm a gunner. Might be this Quick Time Event limit break or something. Also, I'm a big stereotype."
SEIFER - "Worst. Rival. Ever."
EDEA - "You know, I'm suppose to be this great sorceress or something, but I'm essentially useless in combat once I get into being playable."
ULTIMECIA - "Nothing I do makes any sense. My power doesn't make sense, nor my motivations, or anything even about me at all."
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And the winner - or loser, really - is...Squaresoft, nay Square-Enix! You guys wasted an entire game. Think of all that money wasted on such bad designs and the most neurotic cast ever! Hope ya don't screw up like THAT again.
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SQUALL - "I'm angsty, useless at diplomacy of any sort, and I swing a sword that is essentially a Quick Time Event."
ZELL - "I'm a blowhard fistfighter who shouts alot and does...pretty much nothing for the plot at all."
SELPHIE - "Bubbleheaded girl #169 and my limit break is almost worthless."
RINOA - "Totally in charge of a rebel group with no leader skills, planning skills, fighting skills...ummm...magic skills, people skills OR emotional control, and there's a bunch of people after me for flinging my DOG around as a limit break."
QUISTIS - "Ah, let's see... Failed tutor, failed special operative, useless powers for my limit break, and...generally an annoying character."
IRVINE - "I dunno what it is, but I can't seem to shoot properly, given that I'm a gunner. Might be this Quick Time Event limit break or something. Also, I'm a big stereotype."
SEIFER - "Worst. Rival. Ever."
EDEA - "You know, I'm suppose to be this great sorceress or something, but I'm essentially useless in combat once I get into being playable."
ULTIMECIA - "Nothing I do makes any sense. My power doesn't make sense, nor my motivations, or anything even about me at all."
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And the winner - or loser, really - is...Squaresoft, nay Square-Enix! You guys wasted an entire game. Think of all that money wasted on such bad designs and the most neurotic cast ever! Hope ya don't screw up like THAT again.