Which evil is YOUR evil?

[Czargent Sane]

probably closest to the first one and the last one, I think I would tend to be the very personal, one man army kind of evil, the whole honorable, mostly stoical bad guy warrior.

I doubt I'd be a main villain, if i was powerful and evil I would probably be "the dragon".

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Sway the hearts of mortal men, feeding off their own insecurities and inner desires to cause destruction

 

[akadian97]

on second thought, i would be the villain who everybody hears about but nobody knows anything about him nor do they know how he looks like and that tries to brainwash people through constant messages of hope and glory

 

[Averant]

I would be a mixture of nice guy and shadows.

Because when you kill someone to their face, they judge you...

 

[lolandrew4]

I would be number 1, some people, just want to see the world burn.

 

[Del-Toro]

I don't see "scheming lieutenant to an evil overlord who eventually stabs his boss in the back, takes over his operation and does a much better job than the idiot who broke into laughter whenever he did something amoral". Because that's me. Although I guess it's a variation of the fourth option, so that one.

 

[meticadpa]

If I was going to try and take over the world, I'd do it like "the party" from 1984.

 

[zombiejoe]

I'd be a mix of the 'tyrant' style and the 'good guy with a dark side' style. First I'd carefully study and memorize both the Art of War ( even though it might be considered cliched) and the Evil Overlord List before making my bid for power. Using the knowledge gleaned from the Evil Overlord List I'd begin enslaving the masses while appearing to be helping them. For example, I'd give everyone free unlimited (time wise) high-speed internet access, giving free (and good) universal health care, legalizing pot (and possibly other drugs) and eliminating the 'pay' part of pay-site porn. Then I'd slowly and methodically take over other countries and powers from the shadows.


After using that strategy to safely become the Supreme Overlord of Earth, I'd turn my scientists to discovering the key to immortality (free for myself and my trusted Lieutenants, and a small charge for the public) as well as fixing the planet/environment and possibly colonizing Venus, Mars and the Moon (to give to friends or family).

So, what becomes evil, that's sounds bad ass, lol

 

[zombiejoe]

Well....there's this guy on youtube who swears I'm Satan....if that counts

Really now...
*ships holy water balloon to your house*

 

[William Dickbringer]

probably 3 and 4 I can manipulate and not get caught because a) I can't be suspected and b) no one but my lackeys would know who is behind the shadows and if any leave me I detonate and explosive collar they are given and tell them it's a friendship necklace

did I mention it would a consist more of women and children then men because heroes can kill evil men but they will hesitate if it's women and children

 

[newfiegirl 110]

You missed of completely insain guy who just wants to fuck shit up coz' he can. I'd be that guy. Insanity is the new genius.

Although I suppose that is just #1 with a side order of crazy.

I so love your answer. I am a control freak, so I may have some of the manipulative parts of the shadow man, but I tend to be more direct and in your face. If I'm gonna f*** with you, you'll know it.

 

[flangleelgnalf]

tyrant, watching others doing the torture is boring >.>

 

[FortheLegion]

I would probably do something like what this guy did

only I would waste that asshole Horus when I had the chance instead of letting him mortally wound me, make me comatose, and turn the galaxy to shit.

I agree This is how I would like to rule
(also I would not want to be comatose and decaying on my throne)

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'd probably be the nice guy with a dark side.

 

[tjcross]

i would you be the the man in the shadows controlling things from the side lines because true evil is devious toying with people while the people believe the are within there own control. never being seen yet seeing all i would destroy what i thought wrong with sabotage and rumors and change laws and tradition through blackmail and assassination and when i passed away no one will know it was me and that would suit me just fine.

 

[Mcupobob]

Shadows.

Cuz he doesn't get caught.

This, because as soon as the hero trys to take me down to only find out that the evil tryant was only doing as he was told i've already placed a new one in as a leader and he would forever remain confuse. I would also get aleast ten season.

 

[BGH122]

I'd be a special kind of evil, the kind which publishes films so abysmally terrible that they'd make others yearn to die. This would be my first feature film:

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Shadow Man, I like being unseen and anonymous...

What, like your typical 4channer?
Kidding, kidding.
[sub][sub]Please don't kill me[/sub][/sub]

But I'd be a mix of the Shadow guy and the dude on the sidelines, in a black suit, fedora tipped over the face far enough to cover my eyes, with an expensive cane that conceals a rather large blade.

 

[Burningsok]

ooooohh tough I have triple toss-up between horrible monster, tyrant, and the shadow.
Damn I can't decide.

Can I be all three?!

 

[King of the N00bs]

man in the shadows