Which friend are you?

[Divine Miss Bee]

i'm "the girl one." kind of always have been, since i've been hanging out with only guys my whole life. the relationship involved is on a sliding scale between "little sister i never had" and "object of nerdy pent-up sexual frustration," depending on the friend in question.

 

[Oassis]

Smart, sarcastic, pun-maker, idiotic, relationship counciler who has never been in one.

Im basically a mixed bag of everyone above minus the quietness of some.

 

[blaberer6]

I observe my friends and act accordingly to help/support them behind their backs.

I also manipulate the surrounding environment for the greater good.

 

[kjpmkjp]

It changes depending on situation, company, and mood. Sometimes I'm the one offering comedic (usually sarcastic or dry witted) relief, other times I'm playing the logical one, often calming people down about their frustrations, and then occasionally I'm literally a bodyguard with a nasty temperament/mouth (i.e. loyal friend). Aside from flaring emotions around, I'm just polite with people I don't know, or a little snarky with the ones I do.

And then there's drunk. I have no freaking idea how I am when drunk, but from the accounts I've received and videos I've seen... I'll just stick with either hilarious or insane. No one has ever said anything ill about me when I drink though, so I guess that's a good sign.

 

[idodo35]

im the one who always tries to help his friends with their problems but when he has his own problems he shuts everyone outside to not become a burdon...
also im the depressed one (or at least am now...)

 

[bluepanda 492]

I'm the quiet one, with a wierd sense of humor.

 

[Danzavare]

I'm the witty one. I tend to have pretty smart friends that can outdo me when it comes to recalling facts and formulas, but I move my words like a prizefighter and can improvise my way out of most situations. I'm also the confrontational one. I don't seek confrontation, but it's not in my habit to run away from it either.

It's hard to say, I keep the same personality in all my friendships it just gets received differently depending on who I'm talking to.

(I'm also a fan of Cake, but not cake. >.>)

 

[phatdog45]

The stoner... o wait, all my friends are stoners lol

 

[Liquid Paradox]

Arrg... I'm the sounding board. I'm nice, without having impure motives (making me insanely popular with girls, btw), and I also tend not to judge others for... well, anything (not including on the internet >:3 ) This has earned my the position of Counselor among my friends, not helped by the fact that I am, by trade, an addiction counselor.

On the one hand, It's kind of cool that I have gained a level of trust with nearly everyone I know that they are willing to tell me about their biggest problems. On the other hand... when I'm at a party, enjoying my drink, and suddenly someone comes up to me crying about their problems... it becomes an issue.

 

[Fishyash]

I'm the silent one who sometimes acts like a complete weirdo, and the one who acctually does crap (not always competently) when you ask him to.

And I am the one who always brings up trivial topics if I am desperate for a conversation.

 

[s0p0g]

the loyal to death, very reasonable, sometimes grumpy but usually happy, probably fooling around, all of a sudden going all quiet type

 

[ZetaLegacies]

I'm the noisy one, it usually embarrasses my friends.

 

[Westaway]

Well, before I moved I was the one who made fun of everyone, including my friends. Also, not tobe trusted. Now I'm normal quiet guy who can be trusted, because I don't feel that comfortable around my new friends yet.

 

[Sticky Squid]

I'm the athletic one disturbingly.

 

[Thaa'ir]

Um, well, in a group setting I am usually the social butterfly who talks to everyone and gets away with saying a lot of questionable shit.

Privately? I'm often the go-to guy for problems, concerns, dark histories, relationships, etc.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

I'm the loyal friend who's also kind of a smartass. I don't like doing crazy stuff... alone. I'm also one of the friends who you can call at any time, for anything from just to talk to burying bodies at 3 AM.

 

[martin's a madman]

You forgot the pretentious one.

Um... I don't know which friend I am.

 

[The Gatherer]

Im the semi-retarded overweight bearded sidekick. I provide the slapstick laughs and come up with all the hijinks that must be had!

It's like looking in a mirror made of words. Seems like we'd get on well. Shame were nerds so were destined to never meet. Maybe one day over psn or live. But until that day I bid you farewell

 

[3aqua]

I'm the smart one (which isn't saying much - most of my best friends aren't too smart). I'm also the quiet one and the one who picks people logic apart for amusement. And the imaginative one.
What about you?
EDIT: I'm also the wordy one. Some of my friends can drive, one of them is a chef, but I can write well.
EDIT: I just remembered! I'm also the one in charge of trying (and thus far failing) to get my nerdiest friend to come out. Ryan persuaded me to try after he read a speech from a book I'm writing and thought: "Yeah! This guy is really charismatic!" I've been doing it via e-amil because Nerd lives miles away, which is good because face-to-face I'm about as charismatic as a rabbit with myximatosis.

Yup, that's me all right.

 

[Scrustle]

I'm the one that no-one is really that close to. The one that never goes out and others don't see often.