White Knight Chronicles.
It's a flawless marriage of terrible story and atrocious gameplay. After creating a character with a creator more detailed than Dragon Age, Fallout and Mass Effect, said character DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A USEFUL ROLE IN THE STORY, FFS, YOU DON'T EVEN CONTROL THEM BY DEFAULT.
Instead we're expected to sympathize with the main character who is "in love" with the princess because, I shit you not, SHE TRIED TO CATCH A BUTTERFLY THAT LANDED ON HIS HEAD WHEN THEY WERE BOTH 5 YEAR OLDS.
But that's not the best part! The princess hasn't spoken a word in 11 years because her mother was murdered in front of her, okay that's understandable, but then when HER HOME IS ATTACKED AND HER FATHER IS KILLED IN FRONT OF HER, SHE HAS NO PROBLEMS SPEAKING WITH PEOPLE SHE'S NEVER MET BEFORE IN HER LIFE?
Let's not forget how every pre-teen/teenager is TIRED OF THIS BORING LIFE WHERE THEY'RE UNAPPRECIATED, AND SEEKS ADVENTURE.
The crowning moment of "Are you goddamn kidding me?" was when the protagonist, generic childhood friend and useless player character are asked to escort a wagon carrying several casks of wine and a 20 FOOT TALL TROLL/OGRE/GIANT attacks because it smelled the wine and wants it. And what do they do? Forget the wine and run like anyone with common sense would do? NOPE, THEY DECIDE THEY NEED TO FIGHT IT AND PROTECT THE WINE. YOU ARE A BUNCH OF CHILDREN THAT CAN BARELY FIGHT, ARE YOU RETARDED?