Which game would you least like to find yourself in?

[kTrmnatr]

Tetris: Death by slowly descending shapes. Worst way to go IMO.

 

[Easton Dark]

God of War

WATERDARKNESSPLAGUEDISEASELIGHTNINGOHGODIT'SKRAT-AUG *eviscerated for a bit of life force*


Runner up was Prototype. Do you know how fucking scary that would be? Sure the standard infected are easy for Mercer or the military, but have you seen them in the art? They're buffed up humans with skin like a rhino's and a huge fucking spike for a hand. And there's thousands of them. And the military wants to keep you in there with them. And then the hunters. And then Mercer eats you. FUCK.

 

[xplosive59]

Happy Wheels or QWOP, that would be a nightmare!

 

[Gennadios]

The Sims. It's like the real world with even more materialistic bullshit thrown in. Then again I wouldn't mind a part-time job at a cemetery.

 

[Racecarlock]

Mafia II. All of the other worlds mentioned in this thread at least have a fantastical element to them. I'd be sitting in traffic, getting in repetitive brawls and shootouts, and cleaning prison toilets and chaperoning drunk people. Fuck that noise.

 

[HouseOfSyn]

Gears of War and Halo. The nameless minion soldiers just have NO chance. Eg: Whenever you're given air support in Gears I literally count down the seconds till the Raven is shot down and all the men eviscerated. I can't think of a single instance when that doesn't happen.

I have a bit of a hard on about living in Skyrim. I love the idea of not worrying about a career and just making a living chopping wood / rearing horses / running a general goods store / joining the Companions & being werewolf'd. Life seems so much simpler. *sigh*

 

[ShaqLevick]

I'm going to say the Silent Hill franchise for a more obtuse reason, not because it's a scary world to be in as much as it would be maddening going through any of those scenarios looking for a bloody coin in a large apartment complex! I spent a few hours playing Silent Hill 2 today and I just don't find it scary anymore, although it still carries the same atmosphere and emotion that terrified me oh so many years ago, but that was childhood. What I'm trying to say is it occurred to me while playing that if I had to look through every room in this building I would never get out! It's not the monsters that will get you it's the boredom that will claim your life!

 

[Jedoro]

Starcraft

Because fuck zerglings

 

[Right Hook]

Warhammer 40K, you're pretty much guaranteed to die.

But at least it is for the Emperor! Right? RIGHT?!?!

OP: I'd hate to be in the testing labs from Portal, just day in and day out, until you finally get killed by some random test...but at least it is for science! Right? RIGHT?!?!

 

[Infernai]

drakengard...i'd be lucky to last over 5 seconds in THAT games world: If the soldiers in the war don't skewer me, i'll end up as monster or dragon chow. And on the OFF chance i survive that...i'll likely get eaten by a giant baby.

 

[dessertmonkeyjk]

Trials Evolution... you are going to DIE no matter what! Almost everything is out to get you.

 

[solemnwar]

All of them.

I would die so hard in every game ever invented

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Fallout, F.E.A.R., RE, Dead Rising, L4D, GTA, Minecraft, Twisted Metal, Resistance, God of War, Gears of War, Halo, Mass Effect, Mortal Kombat, Amnesia, Condemned, Carmageddon, Silent Hill, Dead Island, Saint's Row, Alan Wake, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Just to name a few.

 

[strangemoose]

left 4 dead, fast zombies AND special zombies fuck that i'd shoot myself in the head

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

The obvious choices are Dark Souls, horror games but...

Katamari Damacy. I am NOT getting rolled up into one of those things...

 

[Erttheking]

Warhammer 40k Space Marine, on account of it being in the 40k verse. I know little about the lore, but my best bet would be to kidnap a Navigator, steal a ship, and hightail it to Tau space.

 

[TheKruzdawg]

Mirror's Edge. I like to run, but I'm nowhere near that athletic and the government totally sucks. Seems worse than anything we've ever had.

Another one would have to be Superman64. Because there is nothing good about that game's universe.

 

[Jmp_man]

Pacman:

Stuck in a maze with no exit for eternity forced to run for your life from malevolent spirits. The game essentially doesn't end until you die or until it runs out of memory.

Edit:

The obvious choices are Dark Souls, horror games but...

Katamari Damacy. I am NOT getting rolled up into one of those things...

Me: That's strange whenever I roll up these people they are always flailing around in the Katamari. It doesn't look like their moving now though, I wonder if... oh... s***.

Edit2: Spelled Pacman with a K (packman?)