Which is the best ice cream flavour? (CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, DAYSTAR)

[R.Nevermore]

Anybody who doesn't choose mint chocolate chip is sexist.

Seriously...

 

[Lucem712]

Coffee-flavored ice cream is incredible. I DARE YOU TO DEFY ME! THIS TOPIC IS SOME SRS BSNZ!

Also, Ben and Jerry's makes indescribable flavors that are even better.

Yeah High Five, Coffee

-snip-

Your house of cards will crumble if you try to defy us.

You have no idea of the things I am capable of, dear T0ad! Submit to the power of vanilla and all of this shall be forgiven. You'll be whole again, T0ad. Doesn't that sound nice. Just give up your hedonist ways.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Vanilla for the win, with bits of cookie dough aswell. Oh god I want Ben and Jerry's now.

Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough flavour is the best ice cream ever. Fucking fact!

If you disagree with me you're wrong and you're strawmanning me and stifling my free speech so nyer!

This, all the way, this.

There is no better ice cream than Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough, no matter what anyone else says! LALALA DISREGARDING YOUR OPINIONS!!!

Although, as an Arrested Development fan, I would have to have this, if such a thing existed in reality.

 

[Euryalus]

Coffee-flavored ice cream is incredible. I DARE YOU TO DEFY ME! THIS TOPIC IS SOME SRS BSNZ!

Also, Ben and Jerry's makes indescribable flavors that are even better.

Yeah High Five, Coffee

-snip-

Your house of cards will crumble if you try to defy us.

You have no idea of the things I am capable of, dear T0ad! Submit to the power of vanilla and all of this shall be forgiven. You'll be whole again, T0ad. Doesn't that sound nice. Just give up your hedonist ways.

You and your vanilla are nothing. You will accomplish nothing.


Vanilla is bland and plain. Inoffensive is the most positive thing that can be said about it

 

[BloatedGuppy]

Orange. Why? It's original and amazing, like me. All you sheeple can enjoy flocking the to altar of your precious vanilla. If mediocrity was an ice cream, it would be vanilla.

Honorable mention for Strawmanberry.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Typical vanilla elitists. How can you prove that one flavour is objectively better than another? Give me sources!

Mint chocolate chip is the best anyway. Although I do love raspberry (raspberries are just better than strawberries in every way) and I once had some rather cracking chocolate & honeycomb stuff. I actually quite like vanilla too, if you get expensive stuff so it doesn't just taste sweet.

Orange. Why? It's original and amazing, like me. All you sheeple can enjoy flocking the to altar of your precious vanilla. If mediocrity was an ice cream, it would be vanilla.

Orange ice cream sounds dead weird. I love orange sorbet, but I can't imagine what ice cream would be like.

 

[Chemical Alia]

Vanilla is just bland and sweet, I won't even waste my calories and lactose intolerance on it. Chocolate ice cream is so much better.

Disgusting fact: Dairy Queen in Texas doesn't have chocolate ice cream, only vanilla. This blew my mind when I came down here. Somewhat recently, they have started offering chocolate ice cream in their Blizzards on Sundays and Mondays at the one down the street from me, but who wants ice cream on a Monday?

 

[Slaanesh]

Vanilla is superior to your vile toffee. How anyone can like something over vanilla is beyond me.

Vanilla master race, sound off!

All other flavors are inferior to the glory of vanilla!

Spread the word, brother. We'll start an army that will take the Off Topic Forum by storm.

Amaaaaaazing fact: Dairy Queen in Texas doesn't have disgusting, vomit inducing chocolate ice cream, only glorious, orgasmic vanilla.

This is indeed amazing news brother, thanks for sharing!

 

[BloatedGuppy]

How do you feel about some Freudian Sherbert?

Does it come in Cigar flavor?

Orange ice cream sounds dead weird. I love orange sorbet, but I can't imagine what ice cream would be like.

It's like kissing an angel.

I assume. No one has made it for like 15 years, unless they jam a bunch licorice in with it and fuck it up.

 

[Aetera]

Turkey Hill makes this flavor called Double Dunk. It's mocha ice cream with cookie dough and swirls of (basically Oreo) chocolate cookie throughout. It is god-tier.

 

[Eddie the head]

Anybody who doesn't choose mint chocolate chip is sexist.

Seriously...

I guess I'm not sexist then. Mint Chocolate Chip is the best thing ever. EVER!!!!!! In the history of man kind nothing is better.

 

[Guffe]

I'd say Chocolate
I like chocolate ice cream, especially the one where there's small pieces of chocolate in it... It's called "old-school chocolate ice cream" around here.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Everyone, calm yourselves...

Obviously, only the elite bourgeois can enjoy the delicacy that IS birthday cake ice cream

How the peasants their other drivel just astounds my monocle

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Vanilla ice cream beats all competitors hands down - especially sprinkled with hazelnut crumb.

 

[INVALIDUSERNAME]

Cookie dough with strawberry coming in at a close second.

 

[Happiness Assassin]

Americone Dream. The only ice cream that will make a single tear roll down your cheek is patriotic pride. Warning: Has dangerously high levels of "AMERICA FUCK YEAH".

 

[Blaze the Dragon]

Obviously the long lost 4th flavor was the best form of ice cream of all time. Although if I had to pick something that is a bit more easily accessible, I'd pick cake batter ice cream, and if I can just add one topping, it would be cookie dough chunks.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

Mint. There are no others. Any others people mention are just imaginary products of their deficient mental faculties!