"I can drive that loader. I have a class-2 rating"
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Meh. I can live with that, and I can TOTALLY imagine myself making use of it, instead of accidentally causing millions in property damage and accidentally shooting up crowds and having to fight Mothra.
Hey, at least I can at least arm wrestle a firggin' alien. It's no chopping it in half with a laser sword or chainsword or blowing it away with friggin' huge gatling guns and rocket launchers, but it's better than nothing.