That works until I get fired, or get caught in some crossfire or burst of collateral damage necessary for the experiments run by every evil R&D led by any evil overlord, ever. Also, if no one cares about me in the workplace then I'm as vulnerable as a redshirt (at least until I get some characterization or, God forbid, become the hero with you as the villain), and if people care about me outside the workplace then I can pull out their photos at any point if I want to commit suicide.Elric Randall said:Well, you should do as mediocre a job as possible to stay in middle management. Heh, And why would I need therapy? I'm "fixed"! Everything is FINE. Maybe YOU have a problem? I can *fix* that. >Landis963 said:That is until I ever get promoted or demoted (if and when that ever occurs). Also, would recommending you a psychiatrist trigger said megalomania?Elric Randall said:I will place you in a position of moderate importance in my New World Order and do my best to forget about you. You will be safe from both my officer-killing megalomania as well as red shirt disease.Landis963 said:I for one welcome our new reality-warping overlord.Elric Randall said:Born in Year of the Snake, so invisibility.
After that, horse Horse HORSE.
A broken watch is only broken because a person perceives it to be. Unless the ancient Chinese mystics had 20,000 variations of Timex to program into their magic rock, I'm betting this puppy (er, horse) works like a good genie's wish. That is, acts off the intent of the wielder.
Another interesting bit is that even if Jackie doesn't know how to fix something, as long as he knows how it should end up, the object is "fixed" in spite of the gaps in his knowledge.
Basically, it doesn't fix things that are broken, it recognizes things I think are broken and reshapes them according to my ideals.
Control over my perception of reality becomes control over reality itself!
*insert maniacal laughter here*![]()
I <3 TvTropes.