Which one is more painful. Kidney Stone or Pregnancy?

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Ultrajoe

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Gormourn said:
Ultrajoe said:
It just tears everything by merit of being too damn big.
But at least people don't pop babies out that often.

I'd say Kidney stone is more painful. Especially if you consider your every day life, since actual birth usually happens in a hospital with help of trained specialists and, I assume, at least some painkillers. But if you have kidney stones... I assume if you just want to pee or something, you might get ready for a torture.
Because the nine months leading up to that point are peachy, and you need more than one baby to cause more irreperable damage to your lady-junk. The female genitals aren't exactly robust, kicking a girl in the crotch works just fine in terms of pain, and it takes a lot less to deal irreperable damage with a kick like that than it does to injure a guy in the same manner.

I'm not trying to refute your point that kidney stones hurt like god on earth has set you on fire. I've already stated that I think the distinction between the two is pointless as pain is personal, but you can't try to tell me that a kidney stone is a more extreme inconvenience than bearing and delivering a child. He said 'Pregnancy', as if childbirth itself didn't already win. Make a list of all the factors and consequences of Kidney Stones and 'Pregnancy'. Yeah...
 

meatloaf231

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Pregnancy, but not just because of what Ultrajoe said. Also because it's a uterine parasite that remains in you for nine months, followed by an extremely painful expelling of said parasite. Then you spend 18 years raising it while it grows to resent you.
 

Talendra

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I could not say which would be more painful, I have not experienced either.
I'll go for kidney stones being worse though, purely because with pregnancy, when your done you have a cute little baby. With kidney stones you just some evil little stone thing, it is kinda a disappointment.
 

Christemo

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my dad hadnt kidney stones, but gall rocks. he was in such pain he couldnt stand up. fortunately, it wasnt dangerous and he had the gall bladder removed.
 

Christemo

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Sipher107 said:
I dont plan on doing either....
the thought of a kidney stone scares the hell out of me....urgh
it isnt as bad as you think. its small "rocks" made of some organic material that gives huge pains because they will try to move around, and when they try to go through some really narrow part of your kidney, it hurts alot.
 

Lavi

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Drinking enough water can flush a kidney stone out easier than without and can prevent them from getting large to the point of extreme pain. Very large ones usually don't even get out of the kidney (rather clog it entirely)... I can't say any of that for a baby ._____.

Seriously, drink at least 2L of water males o.0
 

Hoxton

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Neonbob said:
Let's see...one is passing a tiny little object through a little hole, the other is passing a giant thing through a small hole...what the hell do you think hurts more? I believe common sense would dictate the answer here: childbirth.
Maybe the kidney stone is the worst kind of pain for a guy, though.
giant thing going through with the help of bone relocation and lots of fluids that help the process.
kidney stones go out without any relocations and any fluids other than piss, and also have sharp edges some times, i don't remeber any babies beig born with horns or knives
 
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I'm sure thet both hurt a lot, and I hope I'llbe fortunate enough to never have to experience any of them (being male I think pregnancy would be quite impossible).
 

Neonbob

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Hoxton said:
Neonbob said:
Let's see...one is passing a tiny little object through a little hole, the other is passing a giant thing through a small hole...what the hell do you think hurts more? I believe common sense would dictate the answer here: childbirth.
Maybe the kidney stone is the worst kind of pain for a guy, though.
giant thing going through with the help of bone relocation and lots of fluids that help the process.
kidney stones go out without any relocations and any fluids other than piss, and also have sharp edges some times, i don't remember any babies being born with horns or knives
What babies have you seen? They're all demons!
Sorry, couldn't pass that up.
 

Skeleon

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I don't know from first-hand experience, but I heard that actually kidney stones are worse.
Why?
Well, while pregnancy (or rather, child-birth) is excruciatingly painful, it is also connected to a joyous moment in a woman's life (normally, at least). Endorphins and internal opiates are released on mass, which not only make child-birth less painful than it'd be without but also induce a severe loss of memory of the event.
As I said, I dunno if this is true, but that's what I heard.
Kidney stones on the other hand don't induce any of these bodily responses, so I'd say they're worse.
But maybe a woman who had both could tell us? If there are any here?