Who Are The Most Badass Motherfuckers to walk the face of the earth?

[Johnny Reb]

These Gentlemen below are in my opinion The Most Badass Motherfuckers to walk the face of the earth. and as you can see, their all smoking pipes. i think you can find the connection between badass motherfuckery and pipe smoking by yourselves.

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Lieutenant General Lewis Burwell "Chesty" Puller, U.S. Marines

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General of the Army Douglas MacArthur

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Samuel Langhorne Clemens aka Mark Twain

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J.R.R. Tolkien

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Albert Einstein

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Theodor Seuss Geisel aka Dr. Seuss

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President Ronald Wilson Reagan

wow... long list. but hey, thats just me. so what about you guys?

 

[Zantos]

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/

Anyone that's won one of these.

Also Lev Landau, a theoretical physicist who has contributed to every field and describes his year in the Gulag as being "a bit rough".

 

[thejdcole]

I've said it once and I will say it again, Morgan Freeman is a BAMF.

If you were being serious however, i think Tsutomu Yamaguchi, the only man to survive 2 atomic bombings was a pretty big bad ass.

 

[Terminate421]

Morgan Freeman, the only man who is the ideal 'human' form of god. (Aside from say, Jesus)

 

[TheTim]

There are 2 that come to mind


R. Lee Ermey

and

Clint Eastwood.

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

 

[Toaster Hunter]

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/

Anyone that's won one of these.

Seconded. It blows my mind reading some of the things these people have done, and how they actually survived it. Some of those guys are just plain scary (Wolf the Quarrelsome, Leo Major)

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Spoiler: *ahem*

Yeah, totally this guy.

 

[Mischa87]

Ellen Ripley

Nancy Wake

Michelle Rodriguez

Lyudmila Pavlichenko

My mother (Trust me on this one, she was born in a town called Gimli.. she's badass)

Also, why do you all seem to assume only men are badass?

 

[FalloutJack]

There's an entire fictional MASH unit dedicated to disagreeing with MacArthur.

 

[Mark Flanagan]

Spoiler: Mad Jack Churchill

He shot Nazis with a longbow, chopped 'em up with a sword and generally didn't give a fuck.
Volunteered for the newly formed Commandos because it sounded dangerous .

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

This guy right here:

 

[ImSkeletor]

Sergeant York and General Patton. They both had movies dedicated to how awesome they were and those movies were VERY accurate.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

the guy who survived both atomic bombs (he was posted earlier but he gets my vote.ok who the fuck is that. and what does he teach? need to give him a gold pocketwatch.

 

[Vhite]

snip

Only problem is that most of them lack hats.

 

[Saltyk]

Off the top of my head.

Miyamoto Musashi: Considered one of Feudal Japan's greatest samurai/ronin. Said to have one over 100 duels and never lost.
Theodore Roosevelt: Considered one of America's greatest Presidents.
Simo Häyä: One of history's greatest snipers. He killed over 500 men in a three month war between Russia and Finland. Using a bolt action rifle with iron sights and a machine gun.

 

[GamerKT]

Samuel L. Jackson.

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[idodo35]

nuff said!

 

[Jetbat]

Was already beaten to Chuck Norris, damnit.

Started reading Moby Dick for the first time today, but I'd say Ishmael is a baller. (Then again, only the first chapter.)

 

[the spud]

Definitely this guy
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view