Who are you?

[Irony's Acolyte]

I'm Batman

Damn it! I was hoping to do the whole "I am vengeance. I am the night. I. Am. BATMAN!" Oh well, it was a bit to obvious. Now I'll just wait for someone to post that alliterative speech "V" has. (Nevermind, posted while I was typing this out).

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

I'm king of the world!

I - am your father.
(Okay I'll stop)

OT: I am an absurdist. I look at life and see random shit going on for no reason. I laugh at death because I know that its all I can do. I love gallows humor and bittersweet moments. I hide from the world, while I yearn to show myself to someone. I keep to myself, but hope one day I can open up to someone. I enjoy the discussion more than the decision. I love music. I love lamp. I use a quirky and black sense of humor to hide my true feeling and thoughts from everyone else and myself. I can be dead serious one moment and not give a shit about anything the next. I live in worlds all my own and can sometimes become lost in them. I am using "I" a little to much now. I'm self-aware and aware that I'm not always perfectly self-aware. I'm just rambling now. I am human. I'm not dancer. I'm not perfect, I'm not always right, and I'm definitely not that pretty; but I am who I am and you can go to hell if you don't like it.

 

[Polock]

I AM SEX BOM-OMB!

 

[Serenegoose]

I really, really don't know. It feels like I'm just this thing inhabiting a body. I'm not sure who I am.

 

[Lullabye]

I'm am your fathe-no wait, that's Jerry.
I suppose I'll settle with being me.

 

[GrimTuesday]

I am the walrus.

 

[Da Chi]

This is gold. This almost feels like post-secret. Less of a collage, more personal.

 

[theonlywildman]

On the outside, as to what most of my friends see, I'm a lively, hilarious person that can get nearly anyone to laugh. Sure I may be an asshole at times, but it's all in good humor. But underneath, I'm a tired, self-conscious person who sees every little mistake or flaw about me and blows it out of proportion.

I was supposed to go on a date with a girl I liked a few years back. I finally had gotten up the courage to ask her, and she said, "yes." First time I ever heard those words following the specific question. Of course I was outrageously happy. We texted, and we finally were going to see a movie. I got there first and waited for her. Around the time of the showing, she still wasn't there. I got a text from her saying how she wouldn't actually go on a date with me, and of course other generic insults. Kind of felt like I died inside. The day after was no better. Everyone heard about it, but no one did anything. I would've preferred verbal mockery over silence and constant staring.

Holy Shit you must be an exact clone of me or something because your whole post is what i was going to put down. It sucks when no one wants to tell you how they feel about you. I'd much rather have people telling me to my face that they hate me than have them tiptoe around my feelings and not say a word.

 

[ottenni]

I am Spartacus.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

I am the hammer of the gods, I am thunder, wind and rain.

 

[Jake the Snake]

"Who are you?"

Wouldn't you like to know...oh wait you would? Alright then.

I am a wayward soul. A young man is neither here nor there. I am in a kind of void, a prism of refracted experiences and loneliness. I have some of the greatest friends in the world, but at other times I feel like the most pathetic person on the planet. I find other people to be quite perplexing creatures, and therefore have difficulty connecting with many of them. I have not popularity amongst my peers, but I have a poetic heart and an accepting spirit that will welcome anyone who knocks at its hearth. I have a personality I guard with first a layer of shyness and then a facade of egotistical arrogance. I am happy but not. I am depressed but not. I am scarred but not. I am confused but not. I am and am not so many things at the same time I feel like I might burst. Or perhaps I already have. Where am I going? What is my purpose?

I have answered your question. Now can you answer mine?

 

[Erana]

I am an artistic potential, bound entirely by an extreme sensitivity to hormones. I have good luck with people but bad luck with electronics and machines. I am not too sociable, but I mean well nonetheless and I handle other people by being earnest. I love only platonically and I don't hate, I feel sorrow. I have been raised to think of myself as a natural-born, but impoverished, aristocrat though I feel split on this matter with who I want to be and how I actually behave.
In the future, I could be a brilliant light of the future or a failure as great as my father. I hope I have the sense to shoot myself if the latter is my fate, however.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

I am me. It seems like a cop-out answer, maybe even a non-answer, but it's the best way to sum it up. Truth be told, I'm not even 100% sure...

 

[Macgyvercas]

I'm a student, a player of video games, a lover of science, a friend, a brother, a son, and a damn good person in my mother's opinion.

 

[sharkinz]

uh... Im Steve... Hi!

 

[Vek]

I'm...just this guy, you know?

+42 points.

I, myself, am a man, who does things.

 

[A_Parked_Car]

I enjoy playing several musical instruments including the piano, bass, guitar and drums. I'm currently a Military/Diplomatic History Major so obviously I enjoy studying military history.

As for more private things well...I'm pretty much the definition of a 'nice guy' and I'm very shy and lack confidence. I don't have many friends and I sure as hell have no girlfriend. Therefore I'm pretty lonely. That is about it I guess haha.

 

[SimuLord]

I'm just a guy trying to kickstart the next phase of his life. Trying to find the right girl, the right job, the right frame of mind. I'm devoutly religious but not traditionally so (although my religious beliefs are far older than Christianity), which makes for some interestingly skewed conversations with people---we're more similar than different, really.

I'm a kind, caring soul---or at least if I tell myself that enough I might start believing it. It'll all work out for the best, and if it doesn't, that's just a cryin' shame and another thing to adjust to.

 

[JDLY]

I'm many things.

First I'm male, 17 at the moment, American, tall.

As for my personality. I'm usually imature, but when I need to be I'm the most mature person I know. Which is saying a lot sense I'm only 17. I like to put it this way-
"I will always be a kid at heart, but I've always been an adult in mind."

I forgive easily, but never forget.
I'm smart and intellectual.
I "go with the flow" and take things as they come.
I have little stress because of that.
I am extemely tolerant and always look at both sides of an argument.
I'm also a procrastinator.

EDIT:

I also accept change to the best of my abilities.
I give people second, third, fourth chances and so on, even when they don't deseve them.
I am determined.
I try to be humble, but it's something you must learn.
Lastly, cookies to the ones that said "I'm bad company, till the day I die" and "I am the walrus".