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Akalistos

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Hi....
[run aways]

This is a first for me, joining a forum, so i decided to introduce myself. No really, I'm not the kind of guy that goes on forums. I kinda jump in recently and decide, well let have fun.

My real name is Joel.... hate that as all hell. I mean, can there be worst. It more often use for girl so just imagine the surprise when people that doesn't know me call. I'm a artist... or a ancient student in Art. Left the course for bad grade. Here ( Quebec - Canada ) there a punishment system for failure in college. Your expelled for a semester if you fail 2 semester and a third one get you a years. After being expel for a year, i decided to try and earn cash before going back. Since i jump from job to job right now, that not going to happen soon. No! I my drawing aren't bad. I don't have a car and needed to take a 3 hours bus ride to get there. That really cut in your sleep and Homework time in half. Beside, the doodling i made in class got the attentions of all my classmate. They say i had a future in Comic book. Also, i have a weakness for uninteresting people. I think i sleep most of my highschool years.

I played game for pretty much all my life, which is easy when your born in 1985. I'm also the only one I know that have beaten BACK TO THE FUTURE on the NES which is rare. That also mean I'm fairly above average when it come to game. I owned most of the console at some point but now can officially call myself a Sony Fanboy. Tried Xbox... can't remember where the buttons are. I got the reflex down for a Playstation controller, so why change a winning combination.

I Love horror. Before, i was a pansy, being scared of everything. Now, i crave it. Being a fan since Resident Evil 2(BEST GAME EVER!!!!), I love zombie and really know alot about them. Resident Evil never got back after this. I'm on the minority, but RE4 isn't zombies. If they don't moan, you remove 50% scariness off of them. I loved entering rooms in RE2 and hearing a bunch of zombie from right around the corner. I also read the ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE.

Ok, here is were the flame will start. I'm a French Canadian. As many North Americans knows, we are descendant from the French that landed here in 1500. We fought, we lost. The continent is now mostly English. What we get the most sh*t is because we want to separate for Canada. Why, because we aren't really represented in ours government. Which mean, they don't care and so are we. But I'm not one of those. I feel it would be like stitching Cuba to the USA, or for the other one, a pretty dumb move. We get also sh*t because were French... To that, i answers this. We are the descendant of Montcalm, the guy that said to a overwhelming number of English mans this when asked for surrendering: I WILL ANSWER YOU WITH THE MOUTH OF MY CANONS! It translated but if you update this a bit, it would be: THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK AND YOU WILL S*CK ON IT! Who can say that not badass? Also, i can speak and write English, but is a secondary language. You can point mistake, but don't be jerk about it. I'm not looking for the English grammar Nazis.

I don't believe in god. I find people cursing the god(s) while they don't care to find answers to their problem around them. That amuse me. I talked to a 350lb diabetic man that believe in religion. He asked for health to god because if he don't sleep on the side, he can't breathe. But he's too shy to get a Gym membership card. Go figure!

I love music, an most of the time when i get bored, i listen to some while gaming. For example, Fallout 3. I can't go around the Wasteland without something, other then the radio frequency, playing in my ears. Hell, I'm trying to get all the plane on ACE COMBAT X while listening to Yahtzee. It harder than you think, i got to pause the game every 3 min to switch video. Last time, i was trying to evade missiles by plunging down when the video ended. Pause the game, switch video again, return to my game.... and hit a submarine. What an Ace, hen? I love 90 rock, alternative rock, Rock and Heavy Metal. Hey, if you leave subjection that would be great. I also really like Linkin Park. They stick in my MP3, CD-Players and now PSP for a solid 9 years. But that last albums was... a bit too emo for my taste.

One last thing. WHO ARE YOU?
 

Arkvoodle

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"Just a passing-through Kamen Rider. Remember That."



+1 if anyone else here is nerdy enough to get that.
 

Scumpernickle

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I'm an angsty 14 year old and I'm just another stereotype! I listen to Metallica, Drowning Pool, and System of a Down because their lyrics are as black as my heart.

I'm just kidding with you :p

Normal 14 year old, plays video games, hangs out with his friends. I'll listen to any music that doesn't toally suck. I just like to have fun I guess.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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I'm that guy who hides in the shadows and watching your every move waiting for the right time to strike. When i do make my attack it is deadly and no one will survive it.
 

LavaLampBamboo

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And I am awesome.

The buttons on an Xbox controller are fairly similar to Playstation. The d-pad and analogue stick are swapped but apart from that they are similar.

And also...

Akalistos said:
If they don't moan, you remove 50% scariness of them.
I say the exact same thing about women.

I am not a sexist I promise.
 

Akalistos

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Eukaryote said:
You are represented in our government, in fact you guys whine so much you get an unfairly larger portion of the "pie" than the rest of us. Want to separate? Go ahead, we'll see how long you survive. Damn separatists.

gostchiken said:
I'm the man on the silver mountain.
+1 to anyone Metal enough to get that.
Will I never be able to stop you burnin'?
Not really, it just that the gouvernment don't care about Quebec. Also, remember we were left out in the LAC MEETCH ACCORD because you knew how we felt about the issue. We call that night the Long Knife Night!

Beside, i don't think you read the full post or your a troll because i clearly said I'm not. So my question to you is: Do you live under a bridge?
 

Blindswordmaster

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Ones who run away from the sounds of gunfire, and those who run towards the sounds of gunfire. I am of the latter category.
As for everything else: Hi, I'm Josh, don't fuck with me and we'll get along just fine.
 

Akalistos

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LavaLampBamboo said:
And I am awesome.

The buttons on an Xbox controller are fairly similar to Playstation. The d-pad and analogue stick are swapped but apart from that they are similar.

And also...

Akalistos said:
If they don't moan, you remove 50% scariness of them.
I say the exact same thing about women.

I am not a sexist I promise.
No... It not Square, X, Circle and triangle. It A, B, X, Y, and on the original, Black and White. I can never remember where are the button A is. When I see X on screen and must look at the controller to locate it. I got that sh*t down with Playstation, I can react faster with it. Beside, i also got the TV for it. In art class, it mostly digital art (even if they force you to by a 500 dollars kit with brush and paint THAT I NEVER USED) So i bought a computer and I sue on off my employers (not much as sue as in asked for a mediator provided by the gouvernment before suing. It a government branch call Work Norm.) and got a 1080i LCD screen. I got it 200$ cheaper because i knew the guy for a long time. Lucky me.
 

NoblePhilistineFox

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I am me,that is who I am.
I am the final result of what sociaty can do to you.
I hate people, I am a misanthrope.
I like to f*ck with peoples minds, its cheap and easy fun.
I am fairly smart, bad grades but thats because I dont do work all the way through the year.
I am 17, and in the 11th grade, the only way I pass all of my classes is that I show the teachers at the end of the year that understood the class by aceing the final exams(usually a 97%)
I am a horrible speller, and I also have a keyboard that skips every 5th character which means I get yelled at alot online for incorrect grammer.
I am also athiest, but I am more of the "god is for you, not for me" kinda way.
I am very interested in the ability of the human mind, it alows you to percieve reality throughout the course of your life without the mundanity of other percievement to hold you down, allowing technically everyhing to be real as long as you see it that way.
I have another in my mind who I am afraid of, I keep noise around me at all times in order to keep his voice away from me.(also, my greatest fear is silence for that reason)
I have a wii, a ps2, and pretty much everything before that, I have been gaming since I was less than 2 years old(I have a picture to prove it)
I speak english, live in Canada(near the centre, not tellin where)
like music, mostly japanese stuff only because people ruin good songs with pointless meanings that arent there, I want to like the music for just the music.
I like vocaloid2, dont have the program but I like the music and the videos.
I am also a Zenmaster in training, called "the clever fox who gets lost within the night" by my teacher


errr, I think thats it
 

oppp7

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I'm the reviled annoying guy who everyone pretends to like so the mods don't wrath them.
 

maninahat

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Thank goodness we're allowed to be self-indulgent.

Me? My ambition in life is to live comfortably enough to not keep having to check my bank balance everytime I want to buy a videogame or a selection of cold cuts from the local; Comfortable enough to afford to go visit places like Riga for a few days. I'd also like to write professionally, though I don't expect to be dependant on it (no writer should).

I tend to keep to myself and like an excuse to research anything and everything (my favourite part of any writing activity).