Who are you?

[Akalistos]

You are represented in our government, in fact you guys whine so much you get an unfairly larger portion of the "pie" than the rest of us. Want to separate? Go ahead, we'll see how long you survive. Damn separatists.

I'm the man on the silver mountain.
+1 to anyone Metal enough to get that.

Will I never be able to stop you burnin'?

Not really, it just that the gouvernment don't care about Quebec. Also, remember we were left out in the LAC MEETCH ACCORD because you knew how we felt about the issue. We call that night the Long Knife Night!

Beside, i don't think you read the full post or your a troll because i clearly said I'm not. So my question to you is: Do you live under a bridge?

You said "we want," causing me to infer that you included yourself in the Separatist group.

The federal government doesn't care about Quebec? Yeah, I guess that is why you guys are spoilt rotten by Parliament.

That your view on the matters. Here, we just want to be acknowledge as something else. Also, we want to be independent of the federal government. I use "we" because i consider myself a French Canadian. Also,(That what i think anyways) were still mad about ours defeat, and the way we were during the High Canada and Low Canada... (i translated this, but you must have better name on your side.)

Also i like to think that where like Asterix the Gaul. An irreducible village surrounded by English mans.

That is like a Serb and a Bosnian fighting over what their predecessors did to each other in war. It is in the past and you had nothing to do with it. You are now part of the great nation of Canada.

Ok, i'll provide the riot shield and gear, and you'll tell them. Good luck.

How can you convince people that everything they though is wrong?

 

[Tolerant Fanboy]

According to an aphorism, someone with a brain and a penis, and not enough blood to operate both at the same time.
According to Dracula, a miserable pile of secrets.
According to Terry Pratchett, indirectly, the meeting point between the falling angel and the rising ape.
According to me, that which I know best and worst, simultaneously.

Yay philosophy.

 

[Akalistos]

I am 'loving' all the clichéd replies here.

but back to the topic. I am a chef, I used to be a uni student, I will be in the navy next year.

Everyone With me:

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy

Seriously kudos to you. I always wanted to enroll in the army like my grandfather did in 39.(He's the one i looked up to. He was a POW in japan for 4 years(the china campain) and wrote a small diary that my Grandma made into a book about those 5 years.) The problem is my vision is bad. As i understand this, the scale for eye ranged from 20 (OMG you robb a eagle or something) to -20(Mister Magoo territory) I'm -10. That mean, the moment i lost my glasses, you better run because i can't make distinction anymore. They don't like friendly fire in the army...

 

[Goremocker]

*Mega snip*

I never use my real back story or name on the web...but I also don't have a web persona...I have a fursona if you would like that,but most don't care.

Really I leave it up to others to come up with what kind of person I am,because I have no set personality.

I JUST AM

Edit:wait,I have a web name...it's Goremocker...But that's all I got.

Ok, but if what you say is true, than can't you describe yourself? If you don't, you look like everyone else and not like a original being.

Fursona? I'm afraid to ask but here goes: Do you like it hairy?.... Hem.... Bad words, i mean are you a furry.

Also: I did that to one friend. In a joke, he said he like his women hairy. Here was my reaction

Spoiler: Warning and stuff

So i use google and send him as much as furry pics that i care to find. He revise his statement afterward.

Ok,well,I have a personality It's just so hard to decribe,and I'm lazy,and I don't feel like it.

As for furry yes,yes I am...Just no full on.No fursuites for me thank you.

And as for hairy chicks...noooooooo...

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Who is thenumberthirteen?

It's a difficult question as he is almost impossible to describe. You could ask the same about Birds. What are Birds? We just don't know.

 

[tricky_tree]

Everyone With me:

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy

Seriously kudos to you. I always wanted to enroll in the army like my grandfather did in 39.(He's the one i looked up to. He was a POW in japan for 4 years(the china campain) and wrote a small diary that my Grandma made into a book about those 5 years.) The problem is my vision is bad. As i understand this, the scale for eye ranged from 20 (OMG you robb a eagle or something) to -20(Mister Magoo territory) I'm -10. That mean, the moment i lost my glasses, you better run because i can't make distinction anymore. They don't like friendly fire in the army...

My reasons for joining are the same it seems, family connections. I do feel a bit strange about it though, at the moment I cook food for people and then go and get drunk, in less than 12 months I'll technically be working for the Queen.
Well some armies appear to lve friendly fire (satire)

 

[Akalistos]

I am a 16 year old kid who skips between Scotland and Australia (live in Australia with my dad and go to school there, go home to Scotland to see my mum in the summer) but pretty much lives in a bedroom that's scarily Japanese. Like Anime, Harukai Murakami, JRPGs (and if I hear one more person whine that 'They aren't RPGs!' I'm going to beat them to death wtih their precious Mass Effect), good novels, and planning for the forthcoming zombie apocalypse with my friends.

Have awesome friends in both Australia and the UK, but have personal issues such as falling in love with my best friend before me and her went our seperate ways due to me being a selfish, whiny dick.

I would say I'm fairly normal overall

Sad stuff. But you'll grow out of it. I did! I mean Anime. It can be said for the other stuff also.

I was a mang freak back than to. But that was easy. It was either Dragon Ball Z or a 1950 era comic call Bob and Bobette(a scooby doo ripoff). You don't get it now... but Bobette can be translated to Panties... Yes, Bob and Underwear fighting crime in a duo tandem. Who can blame me.

As for your friend, i live a similar problem. I tried to get close to a girl in college that was as mad as me. She was hot... but seriously lacking in the balcony area. AHYO!!!! She was a fucking block of ice, pushing me back each time i wanted to get close (Not that way, it never work that way) to her. Still, she knew everything and i suspected that it give her a kick to watch me try everything to Date her. Finally, we cut communication. I was tired of wasting my time. I still remember her Email adress tho : it Yukihada@hotmail.com.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I'm Joe. I described myself on the other thread (twice!), but if there's on subject I love talking about, it's me! Which is odd, given my low self esteem/general presence in real life. Possibly because I'm short in real life, whereas here, I'm 75x75 (or whatever it actually is) pixels, just like everyone else. I veer between a bizarre seriousness, an appalling sense of humour, and a childish desire to make myself known with a worrying frequency!

Anyway, hi! I skipped the whole introduction thing. It can wait until the 5000 post mark, when hopefully a few people will recognise me!

 

[Akalistos]

Seriously kudos to you. I always wanted to enroll in the army like my grandfather did in 39.(He's the one i looked up to. He was a POW in japan for 4 years(the china campain) and wrote a small diary that my Grandma made into a book about those 5 years.) The problem is my vision is bad. As i understand this, the scale for eye ranged from 20 (OMG you robb a eagle or something) to -20(Mister Magoo territory) I'm -10. That mean, the moment i lost my glasses, you better run because i can't make distinction anymore. They don't like friendly fire in the army...

My reasons for joining are the same it seems, family connections. I do feel a bit strange about it though, at the moment I cook food for people and then go and get drunk, in less than 12 months I'll technically be working for the Queen.
Well some armies appear to lve friendly fire (satire)

Tell that to the doctor that gonna tell you your Best friend just empty a clip of M16A1 in your ass and you'll have to live the shrapnel. Also.. Ouch!

 

[Akalistos]

I'm Joe. I described myself on the other thread (twice!), but if there's on subject I love talking about, it's me! Which is odd, given my low self esteem/general presence in real life. Possibly because I'm short in real life, whereas here, I'm 75x75 (or whatever it actually is) pixels, just like everyone else. I veer between a bizarre seriousness, an appalling sense of humour, and a childish desire to make myself known with a worrying frequency!

Anyway, hi! I skipped the whole introduction thing. It can wait until the 5000 post mark, when hopefully a few people will recognise me!

If i had the mean, i would have post a pic of me and my friend. We look like a mid-twenty Mario and Luigi. No joke. I'm mario.

Also, kid today are all taller than me. I'm 24 and kid 16 years old are taller than me. Beside, i hanged with a guy in highschool that did 7'2''. No joke. He towered over us all.

 

[Akalistos]

Who is thenumberthirteen?

It's a difficult question as he is almost impossible to describe. You could ask the same about Birds. What are Birds? We just don't know.

Birds (class Aves) are winged, bipedal, endothermic (warm-blooded), egg-laying, vertebrate animals. There are around 10,000 living species, making them the most varied of tetrapod vertebrates. They inhabit ecosystems across the globe, from the Arctic to the Antarctic. Extant birds range in size from the 5 cm (2 in) Bee Hummingbird to the 2.75 m (9 ft) Ostrich. The fossil record indicates that birds evolved from theropod dinosaurs during the Jurassic period, around 150?200 Ma (million years ago), and the earliest known bird is the Late Jurassic Archaeopteryx, c 150?145 Ma. Most paleontologists regard birds as the only clade of dinosaurs to have survived the Cretaceous?Tertiary extinction event approximately 65.5 Ma.

Modern birds are characterised by feathers, a beak with no teeth, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a lightweight but strong skeleton. All birds have wings, which are evolved forelimbs, and most can fly, with some exceptions including ratites, penguins, and a number of diverse endemic island species. Birds also have unique digestive and respiratory systems that are highly adapted for flight. Some birds, especially corvids and parrots, are among the most intelligent animal species; a number of bird species have been observed manufacturing and using tools, and many social species exhibit cultural transmission of knowledge across generations.

Anything else honey? LOL
Just messing with you. Are you shy?

 

[PrimoThePro]

we aren't really represented in ours government

I'm confused by this. I know you said right after that you don't think like that, but are there really French Canadians who believe they aren't represented? The Liberal Party goes out on a limb to try and appease you guys. You are the reason the Liberals win at all. They win at the cost of other provinces, such as British Colombia, and PEI for God's sakes. If French Canadians think they are unrepresented, they should go to the East Coast, and see what goes on over there. LITERALLY NOTHING. How about Manitoba? They definitely don't get what they ask for. If anything, you guys are overrepresented. The only reason, I guess that you think you are ignored is because what you hear the Conservatives do for Ontario. Which is understandable... They do quite a bit for us...

 

[ninjadoughnut09]

You can call me the fucked up 14 year old that likes to make fun of other for the thrill of it XO

 

[googleit6]

I'm a typical, angst filled teenager. Boo hoo. *Kidding!* But I am a typical, angst filled... Oh. I wasn't kidding.

Anyways, I love Muse, Castle, Modern Family, Vampire Diaries (Don't shoot me!) history, and writing. I also love soccer.

I also love the Escapist. (Don't judge that sentence on my post count. xD)

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Who is thenumberthirteen?

It's a difficult question as he is almost impossible to describe. You could ask the same about Birds. What are Birds? We just don't know.

Just messing with you. Are you shy?

No I'm not shy it's just an obscure reference to my Avatar

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I'm a 21 year old British IT student, and the kind of guy who posts on forums and watches Internet videos at 3AM.

 

[Akalistos]

we aren't really represented in ours government

I'm confused by this. I know you said right after that you don't think like that, but are there really French Canadians who believe they aren't represented? The Liberal Party goes out on a limb to try and appease you guys. You are the reason the Liberals win at all. They win at the cost of other provinces, such as British Colombia, and PEI for God's sakes. If French Canadians think they are unrepresented, they should go to the East Coast, and see what goes on over there. LITERALLY NOTHING. How about Manitoba? They definitely don't get what they ask for. If anything, you guys are overrepresented. The only reason, I guess that you think you are ignored is because what you hear the Conservatives do for Ontario. Which is understandable... They do quite a bit for us...

Hey! Your not the first Canadian to tell me that. But like i said, you don't have to convince me, it them. It like kids picking a fight to know who is the favorite son or daughter. John say it Suzie, Suzie say it Carl, Carl say Nancy and Nancy said it John. You best keep in mind that.

 

[CoverYourHead]

I'm a guy, kinda like other guys, but different. Kinda like that guy. You know the guy I'm talking about! I'm kinda like him, but not, so I'm my own guy in my own way, but in other ways similar to other guys.

 

[ethaninja]

"Just a passing-through Kamen Rider. Remember That."



+1 if anyone else here is nerdy enough to get that.

I verge on the side of nerd just enough to google it.

 

[Feste the Jester]

I am one of the last 23 people on this earth just like you. The rest of the "people" are merely put here to prevent you from searching for the others. Props to anyone who gets the reference.

Seriously though, I'm a sixteen year old male who enjoys video games, tennis, and Boy Scouts. I go to Bellarmine and hang out with my friends. I'd personally say I'm fairly smart. I can be opinionated and extremely competitive. I want to grow up to be a lawyer or an architect.