Who are you?

[Akalistos]

I'm a 28 year old male from Canada who continually wonders why he keeps coming here.

Why do you keep coming here? You don't like game or you feel too old?

Come on, you can be as old as you want! (except to the laws) I actually saw a 66 year old grampa going through a second mid-life crisis. He was wearing a Yellow Sweatshirt, A white polo, an pair of blue jean and a upside down cap. He give me the Peace sign will drinking a bottle, not a can, of Coke. He was sitting a leg on the the other seat and in angle. His back toward the window.

Like i said, you can be as old as you want.

 

[Akalistos]

First off, I wouldn't complain too much about not getting a fair portion of respect in our country. You are a small part of something quite large, yet you get HALF of it. We're officially bi-lingual for you (French lessons killed me in school), we spent a ton of our time learning about Quebec in our Socials Studies class (all of grade 10 was pretty much all about French Canadians), and it seems to me that our government tip-toes around you, hoping you won't try to separate, which is crazy idea, although you're welcome to try. Where I live, Asians outnumber us (decedents of French and British) 10 to 1, do they get special treatment of any kind? Do we have to learn their languages? No. Anyhow, enough politics.

I am Adam, wed to Eve, I live in a mystical garden (watch the fruit). I enjoy RPG, RTS, and FPS games, as well as biking and hanging out with friends when I'm not gaming. I also mod games, when I have the time.

Dear adams,

The sh*t you learn in school, we got it too. We learn english here and while you get french and you know what don't get to use it, but we do with english. Also, we are descendant from the French who got here first. You learn about Quebec because it part of the history of Canada. I'm sure if you go to the USA, you would learn in class about Canada in a whole. Beside, i when through that also. My grade Eleven through graduation was about the rest of Canada. [sarcasm]Why the hell should i learn about you? [/sarcasm]

[Sarcasm] Also, can we choose our Neighbors[/Sarcasm]

 

[Akalistos]

i can't decide who i am, but i am sure its no one important. if i figure it out i will be sure to tell. i have been signing my artwork Mouse Quietly lately. so anyway i am probably crazy, but everyone should like me anyway because i am really a decently friendly person of sorts and i and try to be polite.

So, How do i call you... Mousey? Solid Mouse? Sam Mouser?

 

[micky]

hi, my names micky, mack, mick-mack, mick-mack patty wack or whatever you want to call me and
" the sky is blue and all the leaves are grean.
the suns as warm as a baked potato.
i think i know precisely what i mean,
when i say its a shpadloinkle day."

surprised if anyone can guess where thats from

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I am Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father.

Prepare to die.

You are a very short blue haired girl who enjoys referencing otaku culture now eternally mimicking a shampoo commercial.

OP:I highly doubt everyone will describe themselves to the extent that you have (I'm not gonna read page 2) or be totally serious about it.

I am not an alien, time traveler, or esper, nor am I a set of oversized keys pretending to be swords.

 

[Akalistos]

*Mega snip*.

Foo Fighters, Anarchy Club, some Seether, and all the classic bands from the old days. Just to name a few.

I'm a bit more retro than that. Queen and Survivor. Classic stuff. Also i got a lots of Rise Against, Smash mouth, a couple of Offspring, A lot of Rapsody, Stratovarius and Dragonforce.
Also my guilty pleasure is this song: Light Up the Sky by Yellowcard. It the only one i got, I swear!

Edit: forgot Red Hot Chili Pepper

 

[Akalistos]

hi, my names micky, mack, mick-mack, mick-mack patty wack or whatever you want to call me and
" the sky is blue and all the leaves are grean.
the suns as warm as a baked potato.
i think i know precisely what i mean,
when i say its a shpadloinkle day."

surprised if anyone can guess where thats from

Your that black DJ in Make my video?
Yes! I know you:

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I am Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father.

Prepare to die.

...stop saying that!
*swordfight*

but, I'm Bob. I'm pretty forgettable and average in just about every useful respect. You know who I am? You know in a RTS your base grunt solider unit that pads out the ranks? No the supercheap weaklings but not the rare commando units, the the basic guy? Yeah. That's kinda where I fit in.

 

[Slayer_2]

Dear adams,

The sh*t you learn in school, we got it too. We learn english here and while you get french and you know what don't get to use it, but we do with english. Also, we are descendant from the French who got here first. You learn about Quebec because it part of the history of Canada. I'm sure if you go to the USA, you would learn in class about Canada in a whole. Beside, i when through that also. My grade Eleven through graduation was about the rest of Canada. [sarcasm]Why the hell should i learn about you? [/sarcasm]

[Sarcasm] Also, can we choose our Neighbors[/Sarcasm]

English is the language of business, get over it. America is the most powerful nation in the world, so English is the most common second language, not our fault. Also, you are a small part of Canada, yet you act like you're equal, if not larger, Canada is multicultural, so we can't exactly be expected to learn every culture and language that our vast nation contains, yet there is an exception with Quebec.

And you're not our neighbor, you're part of us, I recommend that your province pulls it together, and starts acting like part of something, instead of a separate country. Really, you never say exactly what you want, separatism can't be it, as you'd be in a terrible condition if that ever happened.

My point with learning about Quebec for a whole year, is that we focused a WHOLE YEAR, out of three, on a single province, yet we learned next to nothing about the other provinces or territories. How much time did we spend on PEI, New Brunswick, Nunavut, etc? None. Also, I doubt you learned about where I live, can you tell me the name of the most western province without looking it up? Can you tell me the capital of that province? Yours admittedly isn't hard, but still, my point is how we focused so heavily on your province, instead of spending our time evenly on all provinces/territories.

P.S. Some Americans think we live in igloos, I've been asked that before by one of them, I highly doubt that they learn about us in school.

 

[Akalistos]

I am Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father.

Prepare to die.

Your mother never told you What happen to your father. No, I am your Father!

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

Whoooooo are you, who who, who who...

I couldn't resist ^^

Also, I am Spartacus.

 

[Akalistos]

I am Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father.

Prepare to die.

...stop saying that!
*swordfight*

but, I'm Bob. I'm pretty forgettable and average in just about every useful respect. You know who I am? You know in a RTS your base grunt solider unit that pads out the ranks? No the supercheap weaklings but not the rare commando units, the the basic guy? Yeah. That's kinda where I fit in.

Everyone has a story. You can stay anonymous here so why not tell it?

 

[Akalistos]

Whoooooo are you, who who, who who...

I couldn't resist ^^

Also, I am Spartacus.

Another one, We got them is six-pack now. Dammit!

Edit: also, nice avatar.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I am Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father.

Prepare to die.

...stop saying that!
*swordfight*

but, I'm Bob. I'm pretty forgettable and average in just about every useful respect. You know who I am? You know in a RTS your base grunt solider unit that pads out the ranks? No the supercheap weaklings but not the rare commando units, the the basic guy? Yeah. That's kinda where I fit in.

Everyone has a story. You can stay anonymous here so why not tell it?

Then sit down and I shall tell you a tale like no other. Some people say time is like a river. Constant and flowing in one direction, but I have seen the face of time. And time is like a ocean in a storm...

(oooh how I love that game)
but really I'll get back to you. I really can't think of anything. But I really do think I'm just that kind a guy that pads out the ranks. I mean someone has to be 'that guy'. and I think I'm that kind of guy

 

[ultrachicken]

I'm that guy who hides in the shadows and watching your every move waiting for the right time to strike. When i do make my attack it is deadly and no one will survive it.

Your avatar is perfect for your post

 

[Firehopper]

I'm a poor ass student who can barely afford to have fun -.-

 

[Billion Backs]

I'm Jesus, the vampire hunter.

Here's the documentary on my life.

 

[Akalistos]

Dear adams,
The sh*t you learn in school, we got it too. We learn english here and while you get french and you know what don't get to use it, but we do with english. Also, we are descendant from the French who got here first. You learn about Quebec because it part of the history of Canada. I'm sure if you go to the USA, you would learn in class about Canada in a whole. Beside, i when through that also. My grade Eleven through graduation was about the rest of Canada. [sarcasm]Why the hell should i learn about you? [/sarcasm]

[Sarcasm] Also, can we choose our Neighbors[/Sarcasm]

English is the language of business, get over it. America is the most powerful nation in the world, so English is the most common second language, not our fault.

All the big civilisation before crumble, why do you think this one won't?

Also, you are a small part of Canada, yet you act like you're equal,

As stated by the Chart of Rights and Freedoms. You don't like French, evidently.

if not larger, Canada is multicultural, so we can't exactly be expected to learn every culture and language that our vast nation contains, yet there is an exception with Quebec.

No, you can accept kirpan(religious knife) in school but not french? Just thank god it not russian, you'll still be in class for another 20 years.

And you're not our neighbor, you're part of us, I recommend that your province pulls it together, and starts acting like part of something, instead of a separate country. Really, you never say exactly what you want, separatism can't be it, as you'd be in a terrible condition if that ever happened.

Yet your reflect why we want out. You don't like us so why should we stay? Beside, even if you own the rest of the country doesn't make you superior to others. Yes, they most likely be a embargo... from both side. We and You, won't win. All of Canada will lose. As for a reason, I'm not a separatist, so ask one out. Be sure to be polite or i won't respond to his actions.

My point with learning about Quebec for a whole year, is that we focused a WHOLE YEAR, out of three, on a single province, yet we learned next to nothing about the other provinces or territories. How much time did we spend on PEI, New Brunswick, Nunavut, etc? None. Also, I doubt you learned about where I live, can you tell me the name of the most western province without looking it up?

It come with population, you we learn a bit about newfound land, New Brunswick but not Nunavut. It wasn't establish at the time. Beside, do you think it deferent here? We Studdied the same thing as you. If you feel cheated, go to the Minister of Education. You know what different, we pay a lot more for our book because they need to be translated. I should fell cheated, not you.

Can you tell me the capital of that province? Yours admittedly isn't hard, but still, my point is how we focused so heavily on your province, instead of spending our time evenly on all provinces/territories.

Yes, and without looking... But don't ask me Nunavut, it wasn't establish back than. Alberta/Edmonton, British Columbia/Victoria, Manitoba/Winnipeg, New Brunswick/Frederickton , Newfoundland/St-Johns, Nova Scotia/Halifax, Ontario/Toronto, Prince Edward Island/Charlottetwown, Quebec/Montreal (D'ha...), and Saskatchewan/Regina, Northwest Territories/Yellow knife, Yukon/Whitehorse (as in What color is napoleon white horse?). How did i do it, most of them got a Hockey team. We laugh in class trying to imagine how english mans say Charlottetown. Frederick or Fred was the name of one of my sister boyfriend, so it stick in my memory. THe Napoleon joke. The Fact that NW Territory was establish because they were looking for gold hence the name. "You backstab me with gold!". The only one that i really have a problem with is Saskatchewan. I always want to say Saskatoon. How did i fare. Also, you can subtrack point because of labrador, he the only one missing.

P.S. Some Americans think we live in igloos, I've been asked that before by one of them, I highly doubt that they learn about us in school.

Some Americain... No Most americain, according to a survey one of my teacher got at the time, can't light a lightbulb with a Metal string and a Battery. So, don't let that get under your skin.