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Mr. Gency

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Cat!

I'm a kitty cat.

And I meow, meow, meow.

And I meow, meow, meow.

OT: You can know as much about me as I want you to know by clicking me.
 

arsenicCatnip

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micky said:
hi, my names micky, mack, mick-mack, mick-mack patty wack or whatever you want to call me and
" the sky is blue and all the leaves are grean.
the suns as warm as a baked potato.
i think i know precisely what i mean,
when i say its a shpadloinkle day."

surprised if anyone can guess where thats from
Aaaaahn Cannibal! reference!!! "When I say it's a happy-go-moinkaly, lucky shpadoinkle-y day~"

For my contribution to the slightly obscure references:
"Just a humble bounty hunter, ma'am."

But really, I'm Potatoes, Co, Mama, and a lot of other names. I'm a 24-year-old barista with a heart of gold, and occasionally a head full of empty. I love music, webcomics, video games and books, and recently finished reading 'A Brief History Of Time' for the sole purpose of discussing it with my boyfriend. I am a trivia junkie with a passion for coffee and intelligent conversation (and I believe the latter keeps you awake as well as the former).

And I am head-over-heels in love with an amazing guy, and I believe that defines me a little bit. I'm a different person for knowing him.
 

Akalistos

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s69-5 said:
Akalistos said:
Eukaryote said:
Gentlemen, get along.

Ottawa here. Quebec, quit your whining. You've gotten quite a free ride for the last little while while. (I'm French BTW - just can't stand the seperatist nonsense.) Charles De Gaulle is a fucktard who started this mess/. That's right, seperatism didn't even exist until the French President stuck his nose in Canadian affairs. My Grandfather had to fight for French rights in Canada many years ago. The battle is over. Let sleeping dogs lie.

Alberta, pay your share.
Your oil revenue is making you Canada's current Fat Cat and yet it's still Ontario (who was hit hard by the recession due to the auto industry BTW) that's still footing the bill. It's funny that Canada's richest province is also the greediest.

Strangely enough, survey upon survey of the Canadian populace (as taken by Census Canada) used to always show that Quebec's opinions were distinct from the rest of the country. This has changed in the past 15 years or so. Now it's Alberta who is Canada's oddball.

Now everyone, STFU and get along!
Wait! I specify that i'm not a separatist for the fourth time. Please read the first post.
And yes, if you want that dog to rest, you'll have to convince 46% of canada. Good luck with that. Also, I'm tempted to throw the F bomb because you think that by, using a analogy here, proving that Santa don't exist to a non-believer, everyone will see it that way? You must be out of your mind and i'm tired of getting sh*t for something i don't believe in!

Can you aim that at another people, You and your righteous Crusade. I knew that i would get flamed for this, but... Now that just ridiculous. I'm playing the devil's Advocate here.
 

Akalistos

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thenumberthirteen said:
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Wow, that's as old as my grade school english book.
Your grade school English book was made in 2005? Are you from the future?!
no they were made in the 1950...Why? Did i miss something at in the video.
The Look Around You series was made in 2005. Other experiments included giving someone laser vision by mixing Sulphur with Champagne, Electrocuting Ghosts, and passing an electric current through an iron pyramid to make a giant pair of scissors appear 20 feet in the air.
Ahhhh...
I'll have to consult Mythbuster about that.
 

Akalistos

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Island said:
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Island said:
i can't decide who i am, but i am sure its no one important. if i figure it out i will be sure to tell. i have been signing my artwork Mouse Quietly lately. so anyway i am probably crazy, but everyone should like me anyway because i am really a decently friendly person of sorts and i and try to be polite.
So, How do i call you... Mousey? Solid Mouse? Sam Mouser?
Simply Mouse works fine, but if you want to call me any of those i don't mind. you could even make a game of it and keep surprising me with new ones if you wanted.
Alright Biker Mouse from Mars! (obscure reference)
 

Akalistos

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Kuchinawa212 said:
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Timotei said:
I am Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father.

Prepare to die.
...stop saying that!
*swordfight*

but, I'm Bob. I'm pretty forgettable and average in just about every useful respect. You know who I am? You know in a RTS your base grunt solider unit that pads out the ranks? No the supercheap weaklings but not the rare commando units, the the basic guy? Yeah. That's kinda where I fit in.
Everyone has a story. You can stay anonymous here so why not tell it?
Then sit down and I shall tell you a tale like no other. Some people say time is like a river. Constant and flowing in one direction, but I have seen the face of time. And time is like a ocean in a storm...

(oooh how I love that game)
but really I'll get back to you. I really can't think of anything. But I really do think I'm just that kind a guy that pads out the ranks. I mean someone has to be 'that guy'. and I think I'm that kind of guy
Than it up to you to make your Story.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Akalistos said:
canadamus_prime said:
I'm a 28 year old male from Canada who continually wonders why he keeps coming here.
Why do you keep coming here? You don't like game or you feel too old?

Come on, you can be as old as you want! (except to the laws) I actually saw a 66 year old grampa going through a second mid-life crisis. He was wearing a Yellow Sweatshirt, A white polo, an pair of blue jean and a upside down cap. He give me the Peace sign will drinking a bottle, not a can, of Coke. He was sitting a leg on the the other seat and in angle. His back toward the window.

Like i said, you can be as old as you want.
No no, it's not the age thing and I've been gaming since I was about 5 or 6. Not competitively mind you, despite all my years spent gaming I'm no where near good enough for that.
 

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Well your impeccable grammar has given me a headache... Good show sir!

OT: I guess I'm just a background character with all the guns in the grand scheme of things.
 

Slayer_2

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All the big civilisation before crumble, why do you think this one won't?
Yeah, maybe in a few decades, centuries perhaps. Hopefully they don't go after us before they go out with a bang.

As stated by the Chart of Rights and Freedoms. You don't like French, evidently.
All people are equal... but some are more equal. Seriously though, I'm not saying equal per-person, but in land-mass and population, you're easily outnumbered, why should 10 people get less attention so that 1 can get far more than they deserve? I don't mind the French, but you guys get more attention than several provinces together, and you still want more. I had a student stay at my house for a year, he was from Montreal, and he was really funny and cool, and he admitted that separatists need to shut up, which made me like him even more.

No, you can accept kirpan(religious knife) in school but not french? Just thank god it not russian, you'll still be in class for another 20 years.
The knife is religious. And I disagree with that too. It's stupid. If my religion says that black people are evil and must die, can I go around killing them? The charter lets religious people get away with too much. And Russians are pretty badass, I'd be down with learning that if they taught it here.

Yet your reflect why we want out. You don't like us so why should we stay? Beside, even if you own the rest of the country doesn't make you superior to others. Yes, they most likely be a embargo... from both side. We and You, won't win. All of Canada will lose. As for a reason, I'm not a separatist, so ask one out. Be sure to be polite or i won't respond to his actions.
We don't like you because you whine about what most people see as a non-issue. It's a vicious cycle. Being a majority is everything in a democratic system, in case you didn't know. It's not always fair, but according to our system, if there was a vote: "Should Quebec stop complaining about their apparently bad treatment?", I bet the polls would show that the majority says "yes". Besides, there is nowhere to go, even without trade embargoes, you aren't getting far, it's silly. It's like if I wanted Vancouver Island to drift over to Hawaii, and become part of America. Geography and political boundaries prevent it.

It come with population, you we learn a bit about newfound land, New Brunswick but not Nunavut. It wasn't establish at the time. Beside, do you think it deferent here? We Studdied the same thing as you. If you feel cheated, go to the Minister of Education. You know what different, we pay a lot more for our book because they need to be translated. I should fell cheated, not you.
I wish I could do something about our terrible education system, but I'm pretty certain that horrible education systems are world-wide. Lack of money, connection to the students, and stupid gimmicks (Planning courses, anyone?) plague the system. Also, I doubt you spend a year learning about British Columbia, so don't feel too cheated :p

Yes, and without looking... But don't ask me Nunavut, it wasn't establish back than. Alberta/Edmonton, British Columbia/Victoria, Manitoba/Winnipeg, New Brunswick/Frederickton , Newfoundland/St-Johns, Nova Scotia/Halifax, Ontario/Toronto, Prince Edward Island/Charlottetwown, Quebec/Montreal (D'ha...), and Saskatchewan/Regina, Northwest Territories/Yellow knife, Yukon/Whitehorse (as in What color is napoleon white horse?). How did i do it, most of them got a Hockey team. We laugh in class trying to imagine how english mans say Charlottetown. Frederick or Fred was the name of one of my sister boyfriend, so it stick in my memory. THe Napoleon joke. The Fact that NW Territory was establish because they were looking for gold hence the name. "You backstab me with gold!". The only one that i really have a problem with is Saskatchewan. I always want to say Saskatoon. How did i fare. Also, you can subtrack point because of labrador, he the only one missing.
Nunavut is Iqaluit. Fair enough, however, as a few years ago it was the NWT. Labrador is something to do with "St. Johns", I believe.

Some Americain... No Most americain, according to a survey one of my teacher got at the time, can't light a lightbulb with a Metal string and a Battery. So, don't let that get under your skin.
I guess they spend all their time trying to learn the 50+ states they have :p

Anyhow, my point is that I (and most Canadians) find that separatists are quite misguided, perhaps even spoiled, as Quebec seems to be Canada's little pet. All we west-coaster's have is weed and the whales, neither of which interests me much. My friend even joked about the Quebec issue, by suggesting that BC and Alberta team up, take over Alaska, and form the "Republic of Canada". With Alberta's oil, beef, and rednecks, and our pot, we'd be unstoppable. Either way, us Canadians have to stick together and prepare for the day when USA tries to take us over :p
 

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I am more powerful than all the armies of the world
I am more violent than violence, more deadly than death
I have destroyed more men than all the nation's wars
I am relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath!

Congrats to the metalheads who got that one.
 

Hashime

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Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?

I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"

I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair

chorus:
Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

I took the tube back out of town
Back to the Rollin' Pin
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin

I stretched back and I hiccupped
And looked back on my busy day
Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
God, there's got to be another way

Who are you?
Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ...

Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?

(chorus)

I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees

I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still recieve your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

(chorus)
 

Deadlock Radium

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I'm Deadlock Radium.
A not so normal Norwegian 16 year old because apparently, the average 16-year old shall listen to Lady Gaga.
Therefore must I, that listen to Melodic Death Metal be a super strange kid.
And I'm genuinely interested in cars, especially the fast ones and are determined to get an Aston Martin DB9 one day.
[SUB]And I like kittens.[/SUB]
 

Mechsoap

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im the anti social bastard that uses computer to a gateway instead of haveing to live in missury and agony
and my name is ymir, i hate it
 

Omega V

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I am become Death, Destroyer of worlds

I am a monument to all your sins

hmmm I am a 21 year old male living in Chilliwack, B.C. I am an atheist, liberal, furry, Gamer, science fanatic, with an unhealthy fascination for all things Sci-fi. I enjoy reading, hiking, Lurking on Escapist forums, playing my Xbox (Battlefield BCII FTW!!!) enjoy all Halo, most shooters, and every thing Bioware. I also think everything made by valve except portal is mediocre. am an avid painter, have some real talent I`m told. I study geology, am trying to get back into university.
just in case any one cared