Who are you?

[Lucifron]

iceland/russia

Aha! Being named after a giant in Norse mythology can't be so bad, can it?

no but this racist country i live in mock me for it
it was the biggest proplem in school

What? Russia?

 

[Mechsoap]

iceland/russia

Aha! Being named after a giant in Norse mythology can't be so bad, can it?

no but this racist country i live in mock me for it
it was the biggest proplem in school

What? Russia?

i dont live either of my homecountrys

 

[Lucifron]

i dont live either of my homecountrys

Gotcha.

./lowcontentapology

 

[eggy32]

I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword.
Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm a 28 year old male from Canada who continually wonders why he keeps coming here.

Why do you keep coming here? You don't like game or you feel too old?

Come on, you can be as old as you want! (except to the laws) I actually saw a 66 year old grampa going through a second mid-life crisis. He was wearing a Yellow Sweatshirt, A white polo, an pair of blue jean and a upside down cap. He give me the Peace sign will drinking a bottle, not a can, of Coke. He was sitting a leg on the the other seat and in angle. His back toward the window.

Like i said, you can be as old as you want.

No no, it's not the age thing and I've been gaming since I was about 5 or 6. Not competitively mind you, despite all my years spent gaming I'm no where near good enough for that.

Not many gamers game on a competitive level. To me, it turning a past-time into a serious addiction. Hell, i got a friend... no scratch that. I know someone that does. I won't tell his name, but he and his girlfriend are so into WoW that they forget their own daughter. Not to a point that i can call Child Protection Services, but it getting there. If i hears one [Censored] time that they are too busy to change the diaper of their now one year baby girl.... I'll... I'll... I won't be held responsible for my actions.

Whoa, I think your "friend" and his girlfriend need to get their priorities straight, seriously.

 

[Akalistos]

I am a 17 year old cynic that enjoys video games, reading, sleeping and general hedonism. I put myself before my friends and (mostly) my family. I have little pride, and are perfectly willing to scrounge for money.

A wise man once said to me: "If your waiting for approval from others, your gonna wait a long time. What is important it that you love yourself, and that all that really matter."

I am a tight-fist at many things, like clothes and batteries (why the hell is it £4 for 4 triple A's?)

here they are 8$. That why i got a PSP. I can use the A-track to compress my music so i don't change cds and that you can recharge is battery.

but am willing to throw my life savings at other things, like Subway.

The transportation or the fast food?

I am quite possibly the laziest bastard on the planet, and am generally laid-back and passive.

As for my name...Mack is what I prefer.

I understand. I would go for Akalistos myself if i could.

 

[Akalistos]

No no, it's not the age thing and I've been gaming since I was about 5 or 6. Not competitively mind you, despite all my years spent gaming I'm no where near good enough for that.

Not many gamers game on a competitive level. To me, it turning a past-time into a serious addiction. Hell, i got a friend... no scratch that. I know someone that does. I won't tell his name, but he and his girlfriend are so into WoW that they forget their own daughter. Not to a point that i can call Child Protection Services, but it getting there. If i hears one [Censored] time that they are too busy to change the diaper of their now one year baby girl.... I'll... I'll... I won't be held responsible for my actions.

Whoa, I think your "friend" and his girlfriend need to get their priorities straight, seriously.

Dude, you have no idea. It like giving a Baby doll to a 5 years old. I had a argument with i'm on many topics and that one of them. But now, he won't talk to me. I just wish i could go there like a mole in those police show and tapped that. The Child Protection Services would surely take her. At first, he would be mad as all hell, but i think that when he'll see his daughter go to college, he would thank me.

 

[Akalistos]

I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword.
Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.

Are you the wind beneath my wing?

(did you catch that one?)

 

[Kibbles 'n Bits]

I provide your dog with nutrition, I break your mothers back from my sheer weight, I purposely spill my contents on the floor. I am a bag of Kibbles 'n Bits.

 

[Akalistos]

iceland/russia

Aha! Being named after a giant in Norse mythology can't be so bad, can it?

No, but this racist country I live in mock me for it.
It was the biggest problem in school

What? Russia?

i dont live either of my homecountrys

Sure, they'll find anything to mock somebody. I challenged them when that happen:"So gonna try something new, or am I the one that gonna do the laughing? No? Sorry, you fail."

On another note: I can repair my nose every time he get broke like a real pro.

 

[Akalistos]

I provide your dog with nutrition, I break your mothers back from my sheer weight, I purposely spill my contents on the floor. I am a bag of Kibbles 'n Bits.

You smell bad also, Your packaging is weak and badly done, Your deliver by moron (i worked at a local Zellers, restocking the furniture at night.)

 

[Akalistos]

I provide your dog with nutrition, I break your mothers back from my sheer weight, I purposely spill my contents on the floor. I am a bag of Kibbles 'n Bits.

You smell bad also, Your packaging is weak and badly done, Your deliver by moron (i worked at a local Zellers, restocking the furniture at night.)

Edit: Are you a Bag of Kibbles 'n Bits or a small number of bags that has rotten in a warehouse and achieved sentience.

 

[Akalistos]

I'm batman!

Well I'm the Goddamn Batman. There's a difference.

OT: I'm a manager at a movie theater who has the goal of being a cop, and the dream of being the Punisher.

Being the Punisher is a dream of mine. But it's really peaceful here and the bastard (for the most part: criminals) are nice. The only time i had that thing going in my head is when the cop try to bust a ring of juvenile prostitutions call the Wolf Pack. Damn, i would have gone and die in a blaze of glory and with a smile on my face.

 

[Kibbles 'n Bits]

I provide your dog with nutrition, I break your mothers back from my sheer weight, I purposely spill my contents on the floor. I am a bag of Kibbles 'n Bits.

You smell bad also, Your packaging is weak and badly done, Your deliver by moron (i worked at a local Zellers, restocking the furniture at night)

Edit: Are you a Bag of Kibbles 'n Bits or a small number of bags that has rotten in a warehouse and achieved sentience.

A simple bag, and yes, I am rotten, how else could I be communicating with you? I don't live in a Warehouse however I'm just stuck in storage in this person's house. He has rats...

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Why, I am only the greatest darn ninja in the world!
I am WALDO!

*unexpectedly disappears*

 

[Guffe]

I'm the man on the silver mountain.
+1 to anyone Metal enough to get that.

R.I.P. Dio!!!
The funny thing is that I listen to that song exactly as I read your post!!!

 

[Akalistos]

I'm the guy who choses to let his actions speak for themselves.

Yeah. That kind of guy.

...'pologies.

That good! But can't you count tapping it as a action. Or at least, give us one of your story. You know how i am since i told everything and it all 100% truth.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I am a human, I am anonymous, I am Legion, for I am many.

 

[Akalistos]

Why, I am only the greatest darn ninja in the world!
I am WALDO!

*unexpectedly disappears*

That cheap. You got close and impersonator to throw them of your back. And don't get me started about the whole two page full of fake Waldo. Maybe you can rent the service of a small nations to covert you, but you are hardly a ninja. Hell, even Naruto beat you, that saying something. If you want to be a ninja, do it solo.

 

[Akalistos]

I am a human, I am anonymous, I am Legion, for I am many.

This is madness!