Who are you?

[CrashBang]

I actually really like this thread... yup

My real name is Will. I'm 20, student at uni in Wales but didn't realise til I came to Wales how English I actually am and how I feel more at home in England. Despite that I really want to live in New York when I finish university and have saved up some money
I've played video games since age 6 and own all 3 current-gen consoles
Favourite games of this gen: Arkham Asylum, Mass Effect 2, Fallout 3, inFamous
I love punk rock, have done since age 12, examples: Gallows, The Gaslight Anthem, Alkaline Trio, Rise Against, Against Me!, Misfits, The Clash, Minor Threat, AFI, Rancid.
I'm also properly getting into deathcore and metalcore stuff such as Converge, Bring Me The Horizon, Suicide Silence, Whitechapel, Architects (anyone wanna reccomend me some more, feel free)
I have several tattoos including a full-colour half sleeve and want many many more
I study drama and theatre and want to be a drama or english teacher
I go to gigs a lot and am off to Slam Dunk festival in a few weeks

 

[SextusMaximus]

You were pretty anti-english their, don't forget that the french were also the ones who surrendered 2 weeks after the German invasion - Just mentioning, that if you're going to put the English down, there are many people willing to put the french down as well.

Anyway... I'm 13, I come on the Escapist a fair bit, I have an active social life, I enjoy FPS, RPG and RTS games. I'm also fairly obnoxious and I piss a lot of people off, however I've not recieved a probation / suspension on this site yet, which I'm pretty proud of.

 

[Akalistos]

I provide your dog with nutrition, I break your mothers back from my sheer weight, I purposely spill my contents on the floor. I am a bag of Kibbles 'n Bits.

You smell bad also, Your packaging is weak and badly done, Your deliver by moron (i worked at a local Zellers, restocking the furniture at night)

Edit: Are you a Bag of Kibbles 'n Bits or a small number of bags that has rotten in a warehouse and achieved sentience.

A simple bag, and yes, I am rotten, how else could I be communicating with you? I don't live in a Warehouse however I'm just stuck in storage in this person's house. He has rats...

Or had, since you finish your post that way. By the ways, if you want to conquer Humanity, give me a call.

 

[Jedoro]

Being the Punisher is a dream of mine. But it's really peaceful here and the bastard (for the most part: criminals) are nice. The only time i had that thing going in my head is when the cop try to bust a ring of juvenile prostitutions call the Wolf Pack. Damn, i would have gone and die in a blaze of glory and with a smile on my face.

It's quiet around here, too, but I'd travel all over the country and maybe the world, depending on what was going on. I just like the thought of actually taking down the bad guys.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I'm a 22 year old who still laughs at dick-N-fart jokes. I listen to brutal death metal and love romantic comedy movies and anime [like Sleepless in Seattle and, Love Hina just not at the same time] I am a gamer, preferring the RPG to the FPS and both way above the RTS. I am completely out of my mind though because of my plans to 100% Just Cause 2 [currently 48.35%]

I draw when I feel I am able and write short stories ranging from fan fiction to cosmic horror to, insane comedy which would you probably be ashamed of for laughing at. I've even tried my hand at poetry writing but don't care as much for it. I don't drink or smoke but, I am addicted to caffeine and love to play as a Smoker in L4D [when my 360 was alive I mean] I am not tech savy but people keep thinking I am anyway and that annoys me. I am a geek though so I guess that's why they get confused but, I'm not the fixing kind of geek, I just like Monty Python and quoting Pulp Fiction.

My name is Joe by the way. Wanna be friends?

 

[Valkyrie101]

I'm the man on the silver mountain.
+1 to anyone Metal enough to get that.

Yay, plus one for me.

 

[Akalistos]

You were pretty anti-english their, don't forget that the french were also the ones who surrendered 2 weeks after the German invasion - Just mentioning, that if you're going to put the English down, there are many people willing to put the french down as well.

Anyway... I'm 13, I come on the Escapist a fair bit, I have an active social life, I enjoy FPS, RPG and RTS games. I'm also fairly obnoxious and I piss a lot of people off, however I've not recieved a probation / suspension on this site yet, which I'm pretty proud of.

As i recall, they were just coming back from a war of their own. They took them by surprise, waiting on the porch. You know, like when your mother find a condom in your backpack and try to confront you with it. Basically French have a really good War record. Better in fact than the Canada and the USA combine. So, don't give them a hard time because they surrender. And no, i'm not anti-Englishman... more like Anti-Douche. Being a separatist here is common ground so the line between ally and enemies is blurry at best. What i hate is playing devil's Advocate for a cause i don't believe in and end up being label a jerk. Also, I got nothing against the USA either. Even if what you call red-neck, we call it Americans. That harsh, but your FR is pretty sh*tty lately. That and the fact that USA does war in a under-developed nations. Why? because we go after you and do humanitarian work to soften the blow. While you go gun-ho on them, most of our soldier are restricted from firing. We are call Ninnies by you and American by your rival. It like playing Modern Warfare 2 a spoon instead of a riffle. But I've met real nice American so i just know we just share the same Good People/Dumb as all hell ratio as any country. Brit! I love brit. Why would i not like the brit when they give us a precursor of Chuck Norris called Captain Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill. A World War 2 veteran that said:"Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" And by sword, he meant this:

Spoiler: Sweet Mother of GOD that Awesome

So Why would i not like them? I'm willing to give anyone a chance.

Edit: FR = Foreign Relations

 

[micky]

hi, my names micky, mack, mick-mack, mick-mack patty wack or whatever you want to call me and
" the sky is blue and all the leaves are grean.
the suns as warm as a baked potato.
i think i know precisely what i mean,
when i say its a shpadloinkle day."

surprised if anyone can guess where thats from

Your that black DJ in Make my video?
Yes! I know you:

spot on! awesome

 

[Hazzaslagga]

I am a heavy metal Muffin

 

[AstylahAthrys]

I'm am 18-year-old nerd with a lacking social life and graduating from high school in a week. My right knee is permanently damaged from a freak marching band accident and I have tendinitis all the way from my thumb to my shoulder. I love video games and playing around with my computer, studying history and writing. I'm going to college for digital art next year. The only reason I didn't put some lame reference here instead of some real information is because I'm exhausted and can't think of one that hasn't been used.

Wait... ignore everything I just wrote.
I am Error.

 

[Akalistos]

I'm a 22 year old who still laughs at dick-N-fart jokes.

So? everyone does. I listen to The spill.com podcast call Let's do This and they are pretty funny. They thrown some good and i laugh like a Mofo.

I listen to brutal death metal and love romantic comedy movies and anime [like Sleepless in Seattle and, Love Hina just not at the same time]

Aren't they pretty similar? Yes, i watch them both.

I am a gamer, preferring the RPG to the FPS and both way above the RTS. I am completely out of my mind though because of my plans to 100% Just Cause 2 [currently 48.35%]

Try Cesar 2. I tried this at my cousin place and in 3 minute, the game gave me a F* you and Every house is infected with the plague. And i didn't started creating the city yet.

I draw when I feel I am able and write short stories ranging from fan fiction to cosmic horror to, insane comedy which would you probably be ashamed of for laughing at. I've even tried my hand at poetry writing but don't care as much for it.

Why would i be ashamed to laugh at? A old friend call Dany wanted to be a filmmakers. He made a short horror flick call THE KILLERS PANTS. It was shot in the same style as ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES. By the way he speak about it, it would have being fun to watch it. As for drawning, i still try to get the hang of my Bamboo graphic tablet (i guess that how you call it). Personally, i find there no better interaction than a piece of paper and a pencil. On the tablet, i feel slippery.

I don't drink or smoke but, I am addicted to caffeine and love to play as a Smoker in L4D [when my 360 was alive I mean] I am not tech savy but people keep thinking I am anyway and that annoys me. I am a geek though so I guess that's why they get confused but, I'm not the fixing kind of geek, I just like Monty Python and quoting Pulp Fiction.

It not because your tech savy that they ask for your help, it because you are intelligent. Here a scenario that happen recently: I was helping my mom babysit my niece because she did a heart attack or something like that. It call ACV here so, if you find the equivalent in English, let me know. The Dvd player wasn't working and i just rented Avatar for my niece, so i went behind the Tv and found that... It was incorrectly plug in. The "audio out" of the dvd player were plug into the "audio out" of the TV. It was my sister fault and she a University, which mean she still took English classes. She gave me sh*t for laughing at her face when i said:" With all your diploma, you can make out what "in" and "out" mean and your giving me sh*t because i'm a college drop-out now?" That experience make me a bit more tolerant toward people at tech support.

My name is Joe by the way. Wanna be friends?

Don't mind if do than!

 

[Otterpoet]

I am Subotai! Thief and archer! I am Hyrkanian; the great order of Kerlait!

Although you may call me... Ted.

 

[SextusMaximus]

You were pretty anti-english their, don't forget that the french were also the ones who surrendered 2 weeks after the German invasion - Just mentioning, that if you're going to put the English down, there are many people willing to put the french down as well.

Anyway... I'm 13, I come on the Escapist a fair bit, I have an active social life, I enjoy FPS, RPG and RTS games. I'm also fairly obnoxious and I piss a lot of people off, however I've not recieved a probation / suspension on this site yet, which I'm pretty proud of.

As i recall, they were just coming back from a war of their own. They took them by surprise, waiting on the porch. You know, like when your mother find a condom in your backpack and try to confront you with it. Basically French have a really good War record. Better in fact than the Canada and the USA combine. So, don't give them a hard time because they surrender. And no, i'm not anti-Englishman... more like Anti-Douche. Being a separatist here is common ground so the line between ally and enemies is blurry at best. What i hate is playing devil's Advocate for a cause i don't believe in and end up being label a jerk. Also, I got nothing against the USA either. Even if what you call red-neck, we call it Americans. That harsh, but your FR is pretty sh*tty lately. That and the fact that USA does war in a under-developed nations. Why? because we go after you and do humanitarian work to soften the blow. While you go gun-ho on them, most of our soldier are restricted from firing. We are call Ninnies by you and American by your rival. It like playing Modern Warfare 2 a spoon instead of a riffle. But I've met real nice American so i just know we just share the same Good People/Dumb as all hell ratio as any country. Brit! I love brit. Why would i not like the brit when they give us a precursor of Chuck Norris called Captain Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill. A World War 2 veteran that said:"Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" And by sword, he meant this:

Spoiler: Sweet Mother of GOD that Awesome

So Why would i not like them? I'm willing to give anyone a chance.

Edit: FR = Foreign Relations

I'm British, so cheers for the last bit... and I was just saying that I thought you were being a little unfair.

 

[Akalistos]

Being the Punisher is a dream of mine. But it's really peaceful here and the bastard (for the most part: criminals) are nice. The only time i had that thing going in my head is when the cop try to bust a ring of juvenile prostitutions call the Wolf Pack. Damn, i would have gone and die in a blaze of glory and with a smile on my face.

It's quiet around here, too, but I'd travel all over the country and maybe the world, depending on what was going on. I just like the thought of actually taking down the bad guys.

I like the thought of Dying a Warrior's dead. Or at least, dying in a awesome manner. Afterward, I'll be burred in a cemetery under a tombstone in the form of my hand flipping the bird and the words "My final Message to the world" written on it. Don't get any idea, i trademarked it.

 

[Akalistos]

hi, my names micky, mack, mick-mack, mick-mack patty wack or whatever you want to call me and
" the sky is blue and all the leaves are grean.
the suns as warm as a baked potato.
i think i know precisely what i mean,
when i say its a shpadloinkle day."

surprised if anyone can guess where thats from

Your that black DJ in Make my video?
Yes! I know you:

spot on! awesome

And i didn't get a Cookie?

 

[micky]

hi, my names micky, mack, mick-mack, mick-mack patty wack or whatever you want to call me and
" the sky is blue and all the leaves are grean.
the suns as warm as a baked potato.
i think i know precisely what i mean,
when i say its a shpadloinkle day."

surprised if anyone can guess where thats from

Your that black DJ in Make my video?
Yes! I know you:

spot on! awesome

And i didn't get a Cookie?

oh im sorry! for forgetting you get 2 cookies

 

[Akalistos]

You were pretty anti-english their, don't forget that the french were also the ones who surrendered 2 weeks after the German invasion - Just mentioning, that if you're going to put the English down, there are many people willing to put the french down as well.

Anyway... I'm 13, I come on the Escapist a fair bit, I have an active social life, I enjoy FPS, RPG and RTS games. I'm also fairly obnoxious and I piss a lot of people off, however I've not recieved a probation / suspension on this site yet, which I'm pretty proud of.

As i recall, they were just coming back from a war of their own. They took them by surprise, waiting on the porch. You know, like when your mother find a condom in your backpack and try to confront you with it. Basically French have a really good War record. Better in fact than the Canada and the USA combine. So, don't give them a hard time because they surrender. And no, i'm not anti-Englishman... more like Anti-Douche. Being a separatist here is common ground so the line between ally and enemies is blurry at best. What i hate is playing devil's Advocate for a cause i don't believe in and end up being label a jerk. Also, I got nothing against the USA either. Even if what you call red-neck, we call it Americans. That harsh, but your FR is pretty sh*tty lately. That and the fact that USA does war in a under-developed nations. Why? because we go after you and do humanitarian work to soften the blow. While you go gun-ho on them, most of our soldier are restricted from firing. We are call Ninnies by you and American by your rival. It like playing Modern Warfare 2 a spoon instead of a riffle. But I've met real nice American so i just know we just share the same Good People/Dumb as all hell ratio as any country. Brit! I love brit. Why would i not like the brit when they give us a precursor of Chuck Norris called Captain Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill. A World War 2 veteran that said:"Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" And by sword, he meant this:

Spoiler: Sweet Mother of GOD that Awesome

So Why would i not like them? I'm willing to give anyone a chance.

Edit: FR = Foreign Relations

I'm British, so cheers for the last bit... and I was just saying that I thought you were being a little unfair.

And now, Am I unfair?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

No no, it's not the age thing and I've been gaming since I was about 5 or 6. Not competitively mind you, despite all my years spent gaming I'm no where near good enough for that.

Not many gamers game on a competitive level. To me, it turning a past-time into a serious addiction. Hell, i got a friend... no scratch that. I know someone that does. I won't tell his name, but he and his girlfriend are so into WoW that they forget their own daughter. Not to a point that i can call Child Protection Services, but it getting there. If i hears one [Censored] time that they are too busy to change the diaper of their now one year baby girl.... I'll... I'll... I won't be held responsible for my actions.

Whoa, I think your "friend" and his girlfriend need to get their priorities straight, seriously.

Dude, you have no idea. It like giving a Baby doll to a 5 years old. I had a argument with i'm on many topics and that one of them. But now, he won't talk to me. I just wish i could go there like a mole in those police show and tapped that. The Child Protection Services would surely take her. At first, he would be mad as all hell, but i think that when he'll see his daughter go to college, he would thank me.

If you feel that strongly about it, maybe you should call Child Services. They should be able to at least investigate.

Incidentally the title of this threat makes me want to start singing the CSI theme song.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I am Mike.
That's about it. I'm not too interesting, pretty average really.

 

[Akalistos]

I am Subotai! Thief and archer! I am Hyrkanian; the great order of Kerlait!

Although you may call me... Ted.

Doesn't that undermine the the whole title bits. Actually, i'm Akalistos the Archer and Inventor. Father of sniping. (i put a Crude scope on my Outrider's Bow)