Who are your Mortal Enemies? (No Flames please)

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SkullCap

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Everyone has them, whether they are aware of it themselves or not. People, business, and even whole organizations can be your mortal enemies. You vow to never listen to them for being attention whores, muckrakers, hypocritical, double standard, or worthless jack-offs that are at constant battle with you.

This is the thread: Who are your Mortal Enemies?

I have two Mortal Enemies (and these are in order of whose my bigger enemy).

1. Political Correctness: You worthless double standard. You ruin major holidays, you get people fired from their jobs, and you remove television shows from their networks for out-of-left-field reasons. Screw You. (Please Note: I could type 5 pages specifically about my loathing for PC so if you have questions please send me a message and prepare for an explosion.)

2. PETA: Hold on I love animals. I don't want to see them abused or used for fighting in death matches with other kinds of their species.No fur for SkullCap (except my Leather Jacket, but its comes from an organic cow). I love vegetarians. I HATE the organization of PETA itself. Those hypocritical attention whores. You care more about animals than you do actual people (Warning: Not all members of PETA are like this, but a majority still are which is bullsh*t) and that pisses me off. Attention sane portion of the world, don't give anything else to PETA. Don't give them your money, time, or attention because they will use that for their own self-promotion. It's time PETA went the way of the DODO. Instead donate to small charities to help poor animals, but give more for your poor fellow man. How can a donation box for dogs be filled higher than a Feed the Children donation box? That's terrible, but does PETA care? Hell no they just want attention. They care more for animals than people and they make me want to eat a Baconator while I'm playing Duck Hunt.

Don't believe me? Check this out.
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/peta.jpg
That's for CHILDREN to read.

Or what about this?
http://www.crenshawcomm.com/communicate/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/snaps5906_peta_gallery__322x4001.jpg

Go Screw yourselves you PETA pricks. Meat is very Neat, On a bun of wheat.
 

Therumancer

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Generally speaking while I have a list of people and institutions I'd like to "pay back" for wronging me given an oppertunity, I honestly don't really have anyone or anything that I hate enough to be considered a "mortal enemy".

Sure there are plenty of groups I don't like or find annoying, but there isn't a group I set out to intentionally attack, despite how my political rants might seem at time (and notice I rarely if ever start threads of my own, merely comment on those of others).

I guess the closest I have is the culture of The Middle East, and even then if there was a sudden, lasting, change I probably wouldn't maintain the enimity on general principle.
 

Jark212

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Throw pillows... and other decorations.
Makes me Rage, my family looks at me when this topic comes up...
 

SkullCap

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Therumancer said:
Generally speaking while I have a list of people and institutions I'd like to "pay back" for wronging me given an oppertunity, I honestly don't really have anyone or anything that I hate enough to be considered a "mortal enemy".

Sure there are plenty of groups I don't like or find annoying, but there isn't a group I set out to intentionally attack, despite how my political rants might seem at time (and notice I rarely if ever start threads of my own, merely comment on those of others).

I guess the closest I have is the culture of The Middle East, and even then if there was a sudden, lasting, change I probably wouldn't maintain the enimity on general principle.
Noted
 

Omikron009

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I also hate PETA. I'd have to say my mortal enemy is my best friend Nick, who I simultaneously detest and somewhat tolerate.
 

badgersprite

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Windows Movie Maker. It's my nemesis. I think it's self-explanatory.

Also, phones. Phone calls, being asked to talk to people over the phone, cellphone ringtones, ads for cellphones and cellphone ringtones, being asked for my phone number. Phones! I just hate phones.
 

dududf

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I'd say Twilight fans, but they aren't worth the energy it'd take to gut them alive...
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
social conservatives
put them all on a boat and sink it
 

Raptorace18

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The pope and all his craven supporters. THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH IS DONE! IT'S FINISHED! IT DOESN'T NEED TO RECONNECT WITH THE MODERN WORLD IT NEEDS TO BE COMMERCIALIZED AND SOLD OF PIECE BY PIECE UNTIL NOTHING REMAINS!
 

Kinguendo

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Myself... Oooh, I am deep, I am edgy, I am Batma--- wait, no I'm not... Sorry people, bit of a mix up over here.
 

Kollega

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Two kinds of people. The people who are ruining our world. Insane fundamentalists (who are stupid) and whiny nihilists (who are jerks). Seriously, if we cut this "holier than thou" and "there is no good in the universe" bullshit, we may actually *GASP* build a better world and start living much more pleasantly overall!

Evil Jak said:
Myself... Oooh, I am deep, I am edgy, I am Batma--- wait, no I'm not... Sorry people, bit of a mix up over here.
You, good sire, deserve a cookie.
 

kannibus

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The TERRORISTS.

Nazis and racists.

The tossers that get all offended when I eat meat in front of them and drink beer.
 

Zorg Machine

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in my opinion, the leaders of Scientology are basically the scariest motherf***ing people who ever lived.

also, I eat meat for dinner every time I see commercial for PETA.