Who did it?

[Uncompetative]

Track down whoever took that photo of you at the crime scene, they may know something...

 

[paladinkratos]

It was "No avatar"-guy.
That guy is shifty :/

you are one to talk

Yes, Mike, That was the joke. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle0t9r68ih] Honestly, though, I suspect a certain person we both know. You know who I mean. A certain annoying SOB with initials AR...

is sarcasm really that hard to spot in text? also AR has joined the escapist for genre wars.

Yes, it is. Use some kind of indicator, like [/sarcasm] in the future.

Also, Fuck. No one tell him my username.

what if i already told him BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well, that depends on two things: How much do you value your life, and how high is your tolerance for pain?

Famous Last words. *crack knuckles*
but back to the actual post now

 

[ae86gamer]

I know who ate your donut friend. My right toast on my avatar ate him and then he took revenge by eating him. Revenge is a very ugly cycle.

 

[NotAPie]

You all had to keep asking questions, You couldent just give up...
Im really a healthy orange...and I capped your donuts ***** ass.
Rawr.

 

[paladinkratos]

I know who ate your donut friend. My right toast on my avatar ate him and then he took revenge by eating him. Revenge is a very ugly cycle.

perhaps we should widen the investigation to what happened to AE86Gamer's avatars death as well. But this revenge theory might fit

 

[paladinkratos]

You all had to keep asking questions, You couldent just give up...
Im really a healthy orange...and I capped your donuts ***** ass.
Rawr.

is it because no donut has ever accepted orange flavoring is that what led to this? Or are you covering up for one of your friends?

 

[JMWahrer]

The butler did it!

But who is the butler?

me

 

[NotAPie]

You all had to keep asking questions, You couldent just give up...
Im really a healthy orange...and I capped your donuts ***** ass.
Rawr.

is it because no donut has ever accepted orange flavoring is that what led to this? Or are you covering up for one of your friends?

>_> Maybe...
Or maybe he was the one who turned my mom into...ORANGE JUICE :O :O :O?

 

[Mister_Sarcastic]

It stands to reason it was Colonel Mustard in the Library WITH A FORK D=

 

[Nia-san]

mmm jelly

 

[Nouw]

It was Homer Simpson case solved. Actaully it was Homer Simpson in the lounge with a fork.
LOL Cluedo.

 

[Aptspire]

There is another thread out there that's named "I did it!"
You might wanna investigate
(just kidding)

 

[Glerken]

The butler did it!

But who is the butler?

A piece of toast.

 

[Trivun]

The butter did it!

Bit of a cliche-twist there... It was the guy who works the bar. (Bit of an in-joke there, nobody here will get that since it's relating to a play I'm in). I reckon it was Max, and now he nees to get rid of the evidence. Speaking of which, I'm hungry...

 

[JMWahrer]

second guess cannibalism

 

[TerribleTerryTate]

The Donut ate itself.

Next mystery to be solved?

 

[JMWahrer]

no the other donut did it cannibalism that way

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I think everyone who has posted in this thread has taken a small bite..including...me