I find a duck's opinion of my is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl said:My personal favorite was Mitch Hedberg.....then he overdosed.....(in all seriousness) it was extremely sad.
Here is one of my favourite quotes:
I bought a doughnut, and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut, man, I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut... end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the doc-u-men-tation right here... oh, wait it's at home... in the file... under 'D'... for doughnut."
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
His jokes aren't subtle enough; I hate comedians who are in your face. He isn't the worse though; there are some pretty horrible comedians who seem to think shock value is the only way to get laughs anymore.Heathrow said:Off topic, am I the only one who thinks Dane Cook isn't funny at all?