Who is on your piece of toast?

[benoitowns]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster!!

 

[Tartarga]

I would love for it to say "The toast is a lie." and then it crumbles into nothing.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Lara Croft...Just because.

 

[Hexenwolf]

I have stamps for bread before you toast it. My toast has smiley faces on it.
It's always fun to make happy toast.

Wait... are... are you serious?? I want one.

 

[Jedamethis]

I put butter and Strawberry Jam on my toast.

It is orgasmic.

EDIT: Fuck, I read the title wrong.

It is [HEADING=1]MARX[/HEADING]

Butter and jam?!
*retches*

OT: ME.
Or possibly some jam.

 

[FranzTyphid]

Audrina Patridge toast!

Yeshhh that would be exellent!

 

[Nikolai Smirnov]

Chuck Noris toast when you eat it he comes to your house and roundhouse kicks you

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I have stamps for bread before you toast it. My toast has smiley faces on it.
It's always fun to make happy toast.

Wait... are... are you serious?? I want one.

Google "Mood Toast". There's lots of mesages like EAT ME or I LOVE YOU.

 

[Necrofudge]

I would enjoy seeing Lenin, Yogi Bear, or George Carlin.

It would let me know that toast is worthwhile.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Pope toast, good your mind body AND SOUL!!!!!!

Huh, I saw Jerry Garcia in that. Does that mean the Grateful Dead are more important than the Pope? Mmmmmm...now I want some Ben and Jerry's. Dang.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

I have stamps for bread before you toast it. My toast has smiley faces on it.
It's always fun to make happy toast.

You my friend are sheer awesome. Mine isn't a smiley face though, it's the hammer and sickle

 

[TheZapper]

Pope toast, good your mind body AND SOUL!!!!!!

The Pope? It looks like some horrific egg-man.

 

[sogortheogre]

I'm surprised that nobody has linked to this yet;

http://shop.starwars.com/catalog/product.xml?topcatID=1300264;product_id=1308390;category_id=336

I thought about buying this, but it is a bit too expensive for me.

 

[IanBrazen]

It would be awesome if Elwood Blues was on plain white toast.

its more likely than seeing Jake on four fried chickens and a coke.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

A cylon!

dur dur

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

pimppeter2

Ugliest. Toast. Ever.

 

[atalanta]

I have stamps for bread before you toast it. My toast has smiley faces on it.
It's always fun to make happy toast.

Hee, that's charming.

For Christmas my roommate received a toaster that stamps the likeness of Hello Kitty on your toast. It's both bizarre and kind of awesome.