Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[steeple]

he's a hatnapper!

 

[pyramid head grape]

never take'em alive.

 

[steeple]

investigator on the latest hat disappearances

 

[pyramid head grape]

Leader of the dawn patrol!

 

[steeple]

leader of the parental guard (you know, that group of parents that walks around parks on friday nights, looking for young drinkers... they're always fun to mess with)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cult leader of lemmings.

 

[steeple]

lemming acolyte

 

[pyramid head grape]

Apple eater!

 

[steeple]

orange beater!

 

[pyramid head grape]

An orange!

 

[thespyisdead]

a leprechaun

 

[pyramid head grape]

I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE! X3

OT: King of Albion!

 

[StormShaun]

Firo, that other Firo who knew Firo, but wasn't exactly Firo.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A tiny kitten.

 

[Dango]

A cloud repairman.

 

[Steppin Razor]

The craftiest ************ alive.

 

[pyramid head grape]

He calls everyone my the name "jim lad" >

 

[steeple]

a soft-bellied wench!

 

[pyramid head grape]

O_O

 

[steeple]

o_p

it's a monocle XD