Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[steeple]

he plays a 1-stringed guitar...

 

[pyramid head grape]

What?! The rubber band is awesome!

OT: He is half Jaffa cake half pop tart! :3

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Jabba the Hutt.

 

[Dr.Susse]

State champion of procrastinating.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Provincial Ukulele champion.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The driving force behind the occupy movements.

 

[pyramid head grape]

The worlds first HD person.

 

[Eumersian]

Last man standing?in the pub.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Always drinks to win.

 

[pyramid head grape]

getting his own spin off soon!

 

[GodofDisaster]

Is playing the part of Dr. Susse in said spin off show

 

[pyramid head grape]

Is the camera man for it!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is really my niece. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

 

[Ytomyth]

First Chinese Capitalist to have crossed the Atlantic in a flier made out of bread and glue.

 

[M0rp43vs]

The newest addition in the pantheon of old Gods who got in by bribing cthutlu

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Already an old god but has fallen from grace and is jealous of the new upstart.

 

[M0rp43vs]

A warrior who hunts old gods in order to slay them. Or so he believes.
He stared at our true form too long and is raving mad.
He's currently that hobo down the street shouting about old gods

 

[Dr.Susse]

The guy at every party you don't know but all your friends do.

 

[M0rp43vs]

(Don't you really hate that?)

A one man band who plays an entire drum kit, bagpipes, baritone, double bass and a kazoo at the same time

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Mr. Rogers.