Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Eclipse Dragon]

The one who took the blue pill.

 

[karcentric]

The ruler of Antarctica.

 

[Viking Incognito]

So cool that an icy breeze follows him around, blowing back the hair of anyone nearby.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A retired character from Street Fighter

Old age sucks, doesn't it?

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Not actually a viking.

Edit: Taco Ninja

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Smaug's older sister!

 

[Living_Brain]

Smoldering flames.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

A colorful pulsating body with no brain.

 

[Living_Brain]

A madman who stomps on kittens.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A simple nightlight with big dreams

 

[Living_Brain]

A slice of cheese, filled with hope and preservatives.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

A former dog lover who has just discovered the awesomeness of cats.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Alduin's mentor, the one who will bring TRUE destruction to Skyrim

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Master of his domain. The Taco Stand.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A lucky person, for getting off school a lot this week!

 

[Living_Brain]

An intacovert.

Google Chrome says that isn't misspelled. WAIT my spell sheck's been turned off. Dammit.