Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Euryalus]

A boy-like angry cow

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The End of Days...

But with a smile on its face!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Why he's the Taco in the night. Who did you think he was? Mild mannered Bruce Burrito?

 

[StormShaun]

Tacoman! He is THE tacoman...

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

You are a dog.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A cowboy with a heart of obsididan

He likes to steal from people, which I can totally understand!

 

[Euryalus]

The slenderman

 

[Bonewood]

Death with a facade of innocence

 

[Lord Betrayus]

An undead porn star.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Fat Elvis with his best buddy Darth - didn't you guys go college together?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

My partner in Peasant Stealing affairs!

We strike at the morrow!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Obviously his avatar!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Mr. Sunshine.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Simon Maccorkindale!

 

[Bonewood]

Ben Cartwright's Son

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Half-Life 3's only programmer

 

[yuval152]

My brother.

Captcha: Frankly my dear. Is there something you didn't tell me?