Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Voodoomancer]

He's a caramel tycoon, who's highly self conscious of his posting habits.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a scarfaced misogynist filmmaker trapped in a world he never made.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He's the lost Olympian god of siestas, who got kicked out of olympus for snoring.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a suicidal coffee-fuelled vagrant who believes he can never love again

 

[Voodoomancer]

He's the reanimated body of H.P. Lovecraft, brought back to help us fight the Eldritch Horrors.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a maverick hunchbacked senator fleeing from a secret government program.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He's the ultimate chatbot, for which the Escapist forums were set up to help evolve.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a one-legged sweet-toothed acrobat from a doomed world.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He's the aforementioned doomed world, which, in a shocking twist, turns out to not be doomed!

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a globe-trotting drug-addicted astronaut who knows the secret of the alien invasion.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He is the ultimate mystery.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a lounge-singing vegetarian photographer on the run from himself.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He's a maverick car salesman on the run for elite agents of the New World Order.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Doesn't he write material for Lewis Black?

 

[Voodoomancer]

No, he's the one chasing after you, Mister Bond.

 

[scorptatious]

He's a folk singer with a strange obsession for bananas.

 

[GodofDisaster]

He's a music agent by day, but by night he likes to dress up in a bear costume and go door to door selling meat loaf records.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Something tells me that the Knight is a sous chef at Grafitti.

 

[Eumersian]

He is the unique, double XP "blue-eyed jawa". This kind of jawa is far more likely to drop cool items.

 

[GodofDisaster]

He owns the worlds largest collection of Mcdonald's Happy meal toys.