Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[MrCollins]

The prince of Nairobi

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Buzz Killington.

 

[Kae]

A dog that disguses himself as a human.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The ghost of Christmas past.

 

[MrGalactus]

Someone who should ask if I can eat the ghost of Christmas past's planet for me.

 

[Kae]

Someone who really wants to eat my planet, even though it's spicy and will probably make him sick.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Some guy on the internet

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The crazy guy who shoots everyone with his nerf gun.

 

[Kae]

That guy that went nuts and shot up the school with Nerf guns and was punished for vandalism, condemned to clean the little foam bullets off the halls.

 

[Scde2]

The dude who glued shut the lock of the door to my Spanish class on the day of the final exam, saving my grade for the class.

 

[Scde2]

Is the finest umbrella salesman on this side of the Mississippi!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Shock value.

 

[Scde2]

Is a private investigator for the local library.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

The nazi who cried wolf.

 

[Euryalus]

The wolf who ate the boy at the end of the story.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Oh, you know.. That one sidekick of the villain who lived in the sewers. You know who I mean!

 

[Basement Cat]

A football team groupie.