Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

Porygon-2000 · Dec 29, 2013

Clavicus Vile

Barbas · Dec 29, 2013

Our Lord, John Cleese.

xmbts · Dec 30, 2013

Certainly not a grey dog.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Dec 30, 2013

Some random cheese on the fishing net

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 30, 2013

My cats. Both of em.

Barbas · Dec 30, 2013

St. Jiub.

Neuromancer · Dec 31, 2013

A n'wah.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 31, 2013

A filthy outlander.

Barbas · Dec 31, 2013

A Skooma-dealing racist.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Jan 1, 2014

He is the bulwark of the weak! A mean lookin dog!

Barbas · Jan 1, 2014

He's Pac-man in disguise.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Jan 1, 2014

HE is the basketballin' hound of the Fifty-Nine Streakers!

Barbas · Jan 1, 2014

He's a sorcerer.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Jan 1, 2014

He is the man trying to overthrow me!

Barbas · Jan 1, 2014

He's a robot designed solely for the purpose of ice fishing.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Jan 1, 2014

He was the fishing fish that brought peace to humans 800 years ago by introducing the concept of anime to the world.

Barbas · Jan 1, 2014

They're a frost giant named Bert.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Jan 1, 2014

He is the voice actor for the main character of that hip new anime that is coming out

Barbas · Jan 2, 2014

He is an Ulfsark.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Jan 4, 2014

He is a new customer at our esteemed establishment.