Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Rabbitboy]

The innocent sweetie.

 

[Barbas]

A sentient melon.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Jeremy Clarkson

 

[Barbas]

A Creme Egg.

 

[Rabbitboy]

A kebab.

 

[Headsprouter]

A clever sheep.

 

[Barbas]

A guru of the bong.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Actual Cannibal Shi Lebeouf.

 

[Barbas]

My brother from another mother.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Dan Lebatard. Highly Questionable

 

[Rabbitboy]

A teenage witch named Sabrina.

 

[Barbas]

A submarine captain.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Literally Hitler.

 

[Barbas]

A walking tree with a temper.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Mao Zedong

 

[Barbas]

The Cheetos cheetah.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Mr. Pibb

 

[Rabbitboy]

The dude who has Thank God it's Friday on his avatar.

 

[Barbas]

A porcelain baboon.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

The best piece of ass in Savannah.