Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Link_to_Future]

He's a gun-slinging guitar-strumming waffle chef haunted by the souls of the damned.

 

[Mnemophage]

A narcoleptic schoolbus driver.

 

[Link_to_Future]

She's a cosmopolitan cat-loving widow with someone else's memories.

 

[xmbts]

He's just put the finishing touches on his costume. He's moonlighting as a superhero afterall.

 

[Sux2bu]

Some back-alley drug addict that gives puppies loving homes for the lulz.

 

[sylekage]

Someone who thinks they're sooo awesome with their face and their name...NO! Sucks to be YOU!

 

[sylekage]

The greatest dinosaur ever to live

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

He is a dinosaur who goes out hunting but when he comes home he snuggles up with little kittens and puppies... Also he is 235 years old.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a leather-clad chivalrous cat burglar who hangs with the wrong crowd.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Something tells me Link to Future works at a watchmaker shop at Prague.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a time-tossed albino werewolf.

 

[One Seven One]

He is Doctor Who.

 

[Shimmyshake]

Although once a simple, kind youth, One Seven One has been turned into a bloodthirsty murderer after being forced to watch his best friend eat his particularly well-made sandwich at lunch.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a globe-trotting alcoholic dwarf with a secret.

 

[cryogeist]

Link is a dog lover

 

[Link_to_Future]

Correct sir.

He's an immortal pirate paramedic who must take medication to keep him sane.

 

[Shimmyshake]

Link is the true leader of the bear calvary and has finally won freedom for his people.

 

[Nouw]

Shimmy is really Simon Pegg.