Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Link_to_Future]

He's a benighted drug-addicted vagrant who knows the secret of the alien invasion.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Nikola Tesla and Schrödinger?s love child.
No I don?t know how that works.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

A bus driver who apparently has taken a day off.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A maniac who lives in Manitoba who goes around thinking he's a cow.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I actually believe someone living on the moon hoarding all our sammiches.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Fairly Frightened Feline manufactures Medieval armours for serious LARPers.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Doc is an unlicensed surgeon, on the run from the law, in Belgium.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Someone who thinks I'm human... >.>

Moo.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Secret bovine agent Bob.

 

[Asturiel]

Reds actually a centaur training dittos (the pokemon) to fight androids.

 

[Eumersian]

Asturiel is not a God of Pants, but a Mormon of Belt Buckles.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a one-legged guitar-strumming cop on a mission from God.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Isn't Link to Future associated with Strategic Investments back in the day?

 

[Asturiel]

Is really a medical school reject.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

His own grandfather.

 

[Eumersian]

Xpwn3ntial is the master of disguise himself, Samuel L. Jackson.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I remember Eumersian at that Tiesto Concert in Brighton. Weren't you taking off your shirt?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Doc Gnosis is a mercenary who never stays in one spot too often. Don't approach unless you have money and a mission.

 

[xmbts]

Redlin is actually my long lost son who was kidnapped by some Canadians.