Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A goose.

[sub]*runs around the circle and grabs your spot first*[/sub]

 

[steeple]

a larva (that's the goose in our version, I think...)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

An ant.

 

[Eumersian]

Hi! I'm a Gerrymander!

 

[Daverson]

Eumersian has a whole basement full of surplus MREs. He isn't planning for the apocalypse, they were there when he moved in, and he doesn't have the heart (never mind the stomach!) to get rid of them!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hi! I'm a Gerrymander!

Hi, I read Xanth novels!

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

The guy who never gave me said friend request. *foreveraloneplz*

[small]...unless I mega-ninja'd him. Uh.[/small]

 

[steeple]

he's forever alone, obviously

 

[StormShaun]

Bob Saget?

 

[steeple]

an urban hamster trying to live his life as a small part of the machine, aka'd "the wheel"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Made of cheese and using the internet in the freezer.

 

[steeple]

made of freezers and uses his cheese on the internet

 

[xmbts]

Is actually an elephant.

 

[steeple]

an old bean

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The cat's meow.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I think Redlin5 mediates for the mob.

 

[M0rp43vs]

He's not actually a doctor and is wanted for malpractise

 

[pyramid head grape]

I think they're, their avatar. ^^

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

A piece of pizza.

 

[Eumersian]

They are a headcheese.