Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

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Regularly goes out in an old rusted windowless van, parking outside of schools and parks to hand out candy to children.
 

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Has a collection of perfectly ordinary nice hats but has the ability to throw them with razor sharp precision
 

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Draws faeries in a dark unseelie aesthetic, and sells them to Celtic folk who have too much money.
 

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steeple was a judge for Miss Universe... from the comfort of his own television.
 

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Doc Gnosis used to run an inn next to a farm, but cyber-toads came and claimed it during a lawsuit...