Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[steeple]

he's color blind...
and is named bob saget

 

[xmbts]

He's just a guy who goes around scaring orphans.

 

[steeple]

he's a freaking necromancer

 

[Eumersian]

He's a complete and total stoner.

 

[steeple]

he's a stone mason

 

[pyramid head grape]

Your everyday dude.

 

[steeple]

joe every-pyramid

 

[Elburzito]

Some guy called Rob Paulson who lives in Israel (I think). Judging by his username and avatar, he has an interest in church steeples and CHAOS!

 

[steeple]

a canadian lumberjack

 

[Adam Gadal]

Gives people false titles like a prejudice person >>

 

[steeple]

is a swiss cheese maker

 

[Adam Gadal]

Openly admits to enjoying the feeling of the WRATH OF CANADIAN LUMBER!

 

[steeple]

is a supplier of canadian lumber

 

[scorptatious]

Is actually a pirate wheel typing on a keyboard.

 

[Adam Gadal]

Is always angry about something

 

[steeple]

a quantum ninja flying through the cosmos on a german duck, ridding the galaxies of the terrible snail monsters, all while having a catchy tune that goes bum-chicka-bum-chicka-bum-chicka-bum-chicka-bum-bum-bum-chicka-bum-chicka-bum-bum-chicka-chicka-bum-bum etc.

 

[Adam Gadal]

seems to have a knack for knowing someone's theme music...

 

[steeple]

I know he liked the theme music, and is going to buy the soundtrack

 

[pyramid head grape]

Someone...

 

[steeple]

el-salibor, the spanish matador of ducks