Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Redlin's favorite avatarless user.

 

[steeple]

redlin's favorite user, I reckon

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

A noodle.

 

[steeple]

a frightened spathi

 

[Dr.Susse]

That guy who is always next in line.

 

[M0rp43vs]

The indecisive person at the front of the line who doesn't know what to order

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

The guy at the back of the line shouting at the guy in front of the line.

 

[steeple]

the first rapper to sing entirely in death-metal growling...

 

[M0rp43vs]

First female pop star to sing entirely in death metal growling

 

[cHr0n0sPh3r3]

The first death metal growling to sing entirely in a female pop star

 

[steeple]

the first death-pop star to sing entirely in metal squicks

 

[Dr.Susse]

The inventor of those little plastic tripod things that used to keep cheese off the lid of the pizza box but have now been phased out.

 

[steeple]

I just call them tables actually... and I keep seeing them on my pizza's (they haunt me 0.0 )

OT: an italian plumber in NY on mushrooms...

 

[pyramid head grape]

Time travelling meatball.

 

[M0rp43vs]

The result of cloning Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix in a shady underground Lab

 

[Above]

M0rp43vs Is a tiny drunk scotsman who likes to take a pee in peoples mailboxes.

 

[M0rp43vs]

(We are called Dwarfs)

Owns a chain of family oriented restaurants on Mars

 

[pyramid head grape]

The metal!

 

[Eumersian]

Hatmonger extraordinaire, John Stetson.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

The Unknown Salesman.