Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[kayisking]

And pyramid head grape is an agent working for Cobra.

 

[steeple]

he's a double agent working for the government, but he actually works as a triple agent for the french...

 

[pyramid head grape]

He has 6 fingers! 0.0

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Mr. Simpson.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I find that offensive!


OT: A cookie! 0.0

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cookie eater! o.o

 

[steeple]

he made a hole in the ozone with a pool-cue and a pencil-sharpener...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My uncle.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

He steals lemons and throws them back at people's faces from the safety of bushes. :3

 

[steeple]

she once ate and entire watermelon with one bite...

how, she's cthulhu...

@troublesome: shut-up, boy! *smack*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Turning into Sacman! D:

 

[steeple]

is star-scream's ghost, reincarnated into waspinator...

if you can tell me where that's from without using google, you win...

 

[M0rp43vs]

I watched that episode as a kid! Beast wars rocked. Dinobot was awesome

Ambassador in space for the human race

 

[steeple]

Spoiler: and this is for you...

he's an orc battle-mage

 

[M0rp43vs]

(hmmm, guessed my choice I'll be playing as for skyrim. Or should I just stick to a high elf?)
Has the power to lay golden eggs

 

[steeple]

(when in doubt, choose orcs and run-amok on everything you see... that's my current philosophy in morrowind, anyway )

he makes breakfast out of dinner-leftovers...

 

[M0rp43vs]

(Huh, I used a high elf battlemage. Adding levitation, High jump, Weapon enchanting, Magicka-eatin-but-worth-it Spell bombs makes the chaos all the much better and the low magic defense was just asort of challenge)

Owns several pirate ships and a 100 hand crew

 

[Fawcks]

Is secretly plotting the overthrow of several world governments to name himself overlord of all.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Walking technobane, Any more technological than a rock within 15m radius of explodes violently in a shower of sparks. He posts on the site by tying a message to a rock and throwing it to someone else who posts on his behalf

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Fishmonger at your local health food store at the mall.